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	<title>Dance Web &#187; Humor</title>
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	<description>You could be the first dancer someone sees; make sure you're not the last.</description>
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		<title>new bellydance widget &#8211; what&#8217;s your color?</title>
		<link>http://rojisan.com/dance/2005/04/19/new_bellydance_widget_-_whats_your_color/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[my latest evil creation... now available to everyone:

<a href="http://www.rojisan.com/dancercolor/">Bellydance Color Widget</a>

come, play.  enjoy...

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my latest evil creation&#8230; now available to everyone:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.rojisan.com/dancercolor/">Bellydance Color Widget</a></p>
<p>come, play.  enjoy&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The Benefit of Bellydancer Droppings</title>
		<link>http://rojisan.com/dance/2004/12/07/the_benefit_of_bellydancer_droppings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>roj</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the Voice of Roma benefit show, brought to us by <a href="http://www.serpentine.org/home.html">artemis</a>, I present for your bemusement, the droppings of the day:

<center><img src="http://www.rojisan.com/dance/images/RomaDroppings.jpg"></center>

coming to you in three sizes, and various shades of gold (or is that copper?)

<center><img src="http://www.rojisan.com/dance/images/RomaDroppings.png"></center>

Coincidence?  I think not...

Now, I just need someone to explain to me what this means...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the Voice of Roma benefit show, brought to us by <a href="http://www.serpentine.org/home.html">artemis</a>, I present for your bemusement, the droppings of the day:</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.rojisan.com/dance/images/RomaDroppings.jpg"></center></p>
<p>coming to you in three sizes, and various shades of gold (or is that copper?)</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.rojisan.com/dance/images/RomaDroppings.png"></center></p>
<p>Coincidence?  I think not&#8230;</p>
<p>Now, I just need someone to explain to me what this means&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The Killer Ladybug Dropping</title>
		<link>http://rojisan.com/dance/2004/11/22/the_killer_ladybug_dropping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>roj</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Belly Dance]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[as you may recall, i have a special interest in <a href="http://www.rojisan.com/dance/bellydancer_droppings">bellydancer droppings</a>.  tonight, i bring you a special update on a killer ladybug:

<center><img src="http://www.rojisan.com/dance/images/DroppingKillerLadyBug_s.jpg"></center>

this ladybug attacked a dancer on november 21, 2004.  it was captured within hours.  this ladybug is permanently out of circulation and no longer a threat to performers, but please be careful, this ladybug might have accomplices that are still at large (or small, really).

a word to other ladybugs:  don't mess with my dancers.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>as you may recall, i have a special interest in <a href="http://www.rojisan.com/dance/bellydancer_droppings">bellydancer droppings</a>.  tonight, i bring you a special update on a killer ladybug:</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.rojisan.com/dance/images/DroppingKillerLadyBug_s.jpg"></center></p>
<p>this ladybug attacked a dancer on november 21, 2004.  it was captured within hours.  this ladybug is permanently out of circulation and no longer a threat to performers, but please be careful, this ladybug might have accomplices that are still at large (or small, really).</p>
<p>a word to other ladybugs:  don&#8217;t mess with my dancers.</p>
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		<title>the dessert roses</title>
		<link>http://rojisan.com/dance/2004/03/23/the_dessert_roses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>roj</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[something i just had to share with everyone, from the baltimore superstars show...

<img alt="DessertRoses.jpg" src="http://www.rojisan.com/dance/images/DessertRoses.jpg" width="250" height="165" border="0" />

i can only imagine a dark-chocolate-dipped dancer...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>something i just had to share with everyone, from the baltimore superstars show&#8230;</p>
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<p>i can only imagine a dark-chocolate-dipped dancer&#8230;</p>
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