buy my googlejuice
today’s business model of the hour is inspired by a SOOPER SEEKRIT project.
i can’t say anything about the actual project, of course, but, the inspired business model works like this:
i have amazing googlejuice. it’s so amazing, it often amazes even me. lest there be any doubt, if you need info on gem stones (blue beryl) or weather data (rss weather feed and weather feeds) or donating hair (wigs for kids), heckling (hecklebot – now distributed and mobile!), contemporary literature (exquisite corpse robert irwin), drumming (maryland taiko), photography (linkholm studio), mac bugs (open firmware u), philosophy (neil peart religion), social software (friendster fake testimonials and dead blog), movie quotes (when was the last time you went wahoo), corporate secrets (formula for coke), pop psychology (hiding feelings quotes), and, of course, the music business (jam band blog), then i’m right up there on the front page. ok, that’s enough to make a point…
not quite as juicy, but i am also your source for information on foreign policy (wmd found – page 2 and global terrorism index world market research center – page 2), fine art (gunter blum – page 6), sports photography (sports shots – page 2), the concert ticket industry (the string cheese incident lawsuit – page 3), and domestic (united states) politics (support for the patriot act – page 7.)
of all these, the only one i understand is the wigs for kids link – since i’ve been doing that for years now, and that page has been around for a long time building juice. but, let’s not let a little lack of understanding prevent us from doing Great Things!
anyway, the point is that i should start selling comment space. you can rent my googlejuice. comment on an appropriate post in this blog, for the low, low price of… say, $25. and you can ride on my glorious coattails all the way to search engine nirvana.