ad-research sponsored medical care
presented, for your consideration, a business mode of the hour…
i just heard a segment on cnn about researchers using mri scans of volunteers for political ads. basically, come sit in our machine and watch bush and/or kerry and/or nader, and let us see how your brain lights up.
ok, research is all good and such, but there’s an opportunity here….
you see, there are thousands of people in this country either waiting for backlogged access to mri facilities or who can’t afford the tests. so the model is… ad-research-sponsored-medical care.
come sit in our machine, and we’ll scan your brain tumor, but first let us show you a half hour of advertisements….