{"id":1097,"date":"2004-07-21T22:45:50","date_gmt":"2004-07-22T03:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/preparing-for-a-date\/"},"modified":"2004-07-21T22:45:50","modified_gmt":"2004-07-22T03:45:50","slug":"preparing-for-a-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/preparing-for-a-date\/","title":{"rendered":"preparing for a date"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>it seems that the army&#8217;s technologists are busy busy beavers lately.  not too long ago,  they <a href=\"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/the_army_discovers_oobleck.html\">discovered oobleck<\/a>.  today, news from downunder tells us about the latest in food technology for the combat soldier:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div class=\"sourcequote\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/news\/newsitems\/200407\/s1159190.htm\">US military cooks up &#8216;add urine and eat&#8217; rations<\/a> [Australian Broadcasting Corporation, july 22, 2004]<\/div>\n<p>United States food technologists have invented dried rations that a soldier can rehydrate by using dirty water or even his own urine, the British weekly New Scientist reports.<\/p>\n<p>The ration is surrounded by a plastic membrane made of a nanofibre that, according to its inventors, can filter out 99.9 per cent of microbes and the most harmful toxic compounds, allowing only clean water to get to the preserved food. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>i can&#8217;t wait for the names the grunts come up with for these&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div class=\"sourcequote\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theage.com.au\/articles\/2004\/07\/21\/1090089218447.html?oneclick=true\">Jellyfish could yield next Viagra<\/a> [the age, july 22, 2004]<\/div>\n<p>&#8220;Irukandji syndrome is something that happens to you that might kill you,&#8221; she [James Cook University irukandji researcher Lisa-Ann Gershwin] said. &#8220;Preparing for a date involves not having irukandji syndrome.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>ms. gershwin is correct.  irukandji syndrome is much more like actually being on a date.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div class=\"sourcequote\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theage.com.au\/articles\/2004\/07\/21\/1090089218447.html?oneclick=true\">Jellyfish could yield next Viagra<\/a> [the age, july 22, 2004]<\/div>\n<p>The sting from an irukandji tentacle can cause irukandji syndrome, entailing severe pain, anxiety, paralysis and a potentially fatal rise in blood pressure.<\/p>\n<p>Researchers have found that one rare species also causes an extra symptom of prolonged erections in male victims.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>yep.  i&#8217;ve been on that date.<\/p>\n<p><em>i am irukandji montoya.  you are beautiful.  prepare to date.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>[via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2004\/07\/21\/jellyfish_toxin_prod.html\" class=\"broken_link\">boingboing<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it seems that the army&#8217;s technologists are busy busy beavers lately. not too long ago, they discovered oobleck. today, news from downunder tells us about the latest in food technology for the combat soldier: US military cooks up &#8216;add urine and eat&#8217; rations [Australian Broadcasting Corporation, july 22, 2004] United States food technologists have invented [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1097"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}