{"id":1806,"date":"2005-03-19T14:30:25","date_gmt":"2005-03-19T19:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/america-cant-handle-the-boobies\/"},"modified":"2005-03-19T14:30:25","modified_gmt":"2005-03-19T19:30:25","slug":"america-cant-handle-the-boobies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/america-cant-handle-the-boobies\/","title":{"rendered":"america can&#8217;t handle the boobies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>in case you had any concerns about exposed breasts in the post-ashcroft regime,  fear not, my fellow americans.  jailtime awaits for the corruptors of our moral high ground.  it&#8217;s the signage laws that will protect us.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div class=\"sourcequote\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.freep.com\/news\/locmac\/mural18e_20050218.htm\" class=\"broken_link\">Muralist&#8217;s vision has jail staring him in face<\/a> [detroit free press, feb 18, 2005]<\/div>\n<p>He painted Eve as God created her: nude.<\/p>\n<p>And when he finished including the bare-bosomed Biblical first woman, he inscribed the word &#8220;love&#8221; on the mural that covers the outside wall of his Roseville art studio.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[39A District Judge Marco] Santia ordered Stross, 43, to serve 30 days in jail, do two years&#8217; probation and pay a $500 fine for violating a city sign ordinance. Roseville officials said letters were prohibited on the mural and Eve&#8217;s exposed chest is indecent.<\/p>\n<p>Besides jail time and the fee, Stross is to tastefully cover Eve&#8217;s breasts before reporting to the Macomb County Jail on Monday morning, and to paint over &#8220;love&#8221; by May 1.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Removing the work is the ultimate punishment. The jail time is nothing compared to removing what I painted,&#8221; Stross said Thursday.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>follow-up from the free press is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freep.com\/news\/locmac\/gonzo4e_20050304.htm\" class=\"broken_link\">here<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>in case you had any concerns about exposed breasts in the post-ashcroft regime, fear not, my fellow americans. jailtime awaits for the corruptors of our moral high ground. it&#8217;s the signage laws that will protect us. Muralist&#8217;s vision has jail staring him in face [detroit free press, feb 18, 2005] He painted Eve as God [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[34],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1806"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1806"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1806\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}