{"id":1846,"date":"2005-03-30T12:50:30","date_gmt":"2005-03-30T17:50:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/i-now-control-the-walmart\/"},"modified":"2005-03-30T12:50:30","modified_gmt":"2005-03-30T17:50:30","slug":"i-now-control-the-walmart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/i-now-control-the-walmart\/","title":{"rendered":"i now control the walmart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>in a follow-up to <a href=\"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/the_internet_brings_the_stupid.html\">the internet brings the stupid<\/a>,  i&#8217;m happy to announce that as of this moment,  <a href=\"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/walmart_online.html\">this post<\/a> is now the #1 hit on google for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;q=walmart+job+application&#038;btnG=Google+Search\">walmart job application<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;c2coff=1&#038;q=walmart+online+application&#038;btnG=Search\">walmart online application<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>thank you, stupid people of the internet.  i couldn&#8217;t have done it without you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>in a follow-up to the internet brings the stupid, i&#8217;m happy to announce that as of this moment, this post is now the #1 hit on google for walmart job application and walmart online application. thank you, stupid people of the internet. i couldn&#8217;t have done it without you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1846"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1846\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}