{"id":2048,"date":"2005-07-06T08:07:01","date_gmt":"2005-07-06T13:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/crime-scene-tech-support\/"},"modified":"2005-07-06T08:07:01","modified_gmt":"2005-07-06T13:07:01","slug":"crime-scene-tech-support","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/crime-scene-tech-support\/","title":{"rendered":"crime scene tech support"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s been a long time since i&#8217;ve been inspired by a &#8220;business model of the hour&#8221; &#8211; but i got one today after reading <a href=\"http:\/\/reuters.com\/PrinterFriendlyPopup.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=uri:2005-07-05T134138Z_01_L04666772_RTRIDST_0_ODD-GERMANY-THIEF-DC.XML\">this<\/a> story at reuters.<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s not really a notable story,  and i&#8217;m not sure why it&#8217;s on a wire service&#8230; a 17-year-old thief leaves pictures of himself at the scene of the crime and gets busted.<\/p>\n<p>we all know the long history of &#8220;stupid criminal&#8221; stories,  but this one inspires me to consider offering a crime scene tech support service.  i may not be able to help you with all the finer details of being a smart criminal, but with a team of 24\/7 geeks-on-call, i can at least remind you that once you start taking pictures at the scene of the crime, you don&#8217;t want to leave them there.<\/p>\n<p>that&#8217;s probably too simple&#8230; (a real geek would walk you through the &#8220;format card&#8221; menu)&#8230; but i still think a lot of stupid criminal issues these days could be solved with an on-call tech support service.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s been a long time since i&#8217;ve been inspired by a &#8220;business model of the hour&#8221; &#8211; but i got one today after reading this story at reuters. it&#8217;s not really a notable story, and i&#8217;m not sure why it&#8217;s on a wire service&#8230; a 17-year-old thief leaves pictures of himself at the scene of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2048"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2048"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2048\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rojisan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}