Category Archives: Humor

From the Voice of Roma benefit show, brought to us by artemis, I present for your bemusement, the droppings of the day:

coming to you in three sizes, and various shades of gold (or is that copper?)

Coincidence? I think not…

Now, I just need someone to explain to me what this means… Continue reading →

as you may recall, i have a special interest in bellydancer droppings. tonight, i bring you a special update on a killer ladybug:

this ladybug attacked a dancer on november 21, 2004. it was captured within hours. this ladybug is permanently out of circulation and no longer a threat to performers, but please be careful, this ladybug might have accomplices that are still at large (or small, really).

a word to other ladybugs: don’t mess with my dancers. Continue reading →