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Monday, November 17, 2003

walmart online

several days ago, the new york post and usa today mentioned walmart getting into the online music business.

at that time, the wall street journal (couldn’t find a link) pegged it at about 200,000 tracks, mostly country. walmart being walmart, you can imagine they are likely to break the “99 cent” barrier that has become the universal per-track price point. and you can bet that they will use a little leverage to get those terms. and i think they aren’t going to be happy with the itunes economics (they apparently expect to make money on this, and they aren’t selling ipods).

with itunes (mac) launched in april (i think) and itunes (windows) launched in october 2003, it’s taken very, very little time for this field to get crowded enough to make it interesting to walmart.

now we might get to see just how much blood you can squeeze out of an artist.

update (2004.01.02): professor lessig has a very important review of the walmart terms.

update (2005.05.08): maybe these will help

update (2005.06.08): congratulations, applicants. you’re getting famous. for my commentary, you can check here and here. for other perspectives, see Comments around the net… on another subject, google is NOT doing very good at targeting this page. i also spotted myself an “r” for “leverage.” that was annoying… hey. maybe that’s the reason for all the confusion…

posted by roj at 4:02 pm  

377 Comments »

  1. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU GUYS COULD GIVE ME A WALMART APPLICATION ONLINE THANK YOU KINDLY

    Comment by SHARON CARNELL — October 10, 2004 @ 7:59 pm

  2. I would like an application for Walmart store. Thanks

    Comment by pat kent — October 20, 2004 @ 6:27 pm

  3. I have an application with your co. I am waiting for a phone call. I don’t want to miss out of the opportunity of working with such a great co. I hope you call me in for an interview.

    Comment by Emily Teats — October 26, 2004 @ 2:54 pm

  4. can you please send me an online job application

    Comment by Melinda Becerra — October 26, 2004 @ 7:06 pm

  5. anyone that has this much apparent difficulty reading, i wouldn’t wish on any company, even walmart.

    Comment by roj — October 26, 2004 @ 8:28 pm

  6. hello,
    will you please send me a application online i am interested in getting a job at wal-mart rather it be a seasonal one or a part time or even a full time i just want to be an employee at wal-mart.
    thanks-courtney

    Comment by courtney raisor — October 26, 2004 @ 11:39 pm

  7. ok, that’s three in one day, so i’m closing the comments on this post. sorry, walmart job applicants, this is very much the wrong place, and you’re wasting my time and my space. go back to school, learn how to read, and go to walmart for your application.

    Comment by roj — October 26, 2004 @ 11:47 pm

  8. i need some more humor in my life. comments re-opened to see what else wanders in here.

    Comment by roj — February 14, 2005 @ 9:05 pm

  9. its funny to put people done isn’t it? they’re simply asking people (you) for a little infomation, should they be comdemned for thinking you might have a little bit of a heart?…is that funny to you?…in all honesty, most people are in the working class…the working class built to roads you drive on, they make the cloths you wear, the things you use everyday, the food you pick up at mcdonlads…i’m willing to bet your father is in the working class….have a little insight before you judge…putting people down doesn’t make you better than they are….and when it comes down to it, you’d never say this stuff to thier faces, you’ll only do it here….coward

    Comment by fuckers — February 15, 2005 @ 12:29 pm

  10. I am interested in acquiring an application.

    Comment by Katie Shaw — February 15, 2005 @ 2:48 pm

  11. HAI, mah naame iTH THteve, i uTHed to be addicted to crack but now i’m trying to stay clean and THelling walmart applicaTHions.

    Comment by thTEVE — February 16, 2005 @ 1:09 am

  12. I would love to acquire an application to have the chance of working at Wal Mart.

    Comment by Katie Bowden — February 16, 2005 @ 11:42 pm

  13. If you have online applications for store or pharmacy could you please send one

    Comment by Virginia Pogue — February 21, 2005 @ 6:24 pm

  14. i would like an application online

    Comment by tierra — February 22, 2005 @ 8:38 am

  15. Can ya’ll please send me a job application to work at walmart.

    Comment by Luis Bonilla — February 22, 2005 @ 10:55 am

  16. I am interested in acquiring an application. Thank you so much.

    Comment by selma — February 22, 2005 @ 11:36 am

  17. I did not think that this was a site to get Walmart applications. However, I am confused about what site it is. So far it is a bunch of cheap jokes. I question the person who finds it funny. Post this. Thank You

    Comment by Chrissie — February 22, 2005 @ 12:05 pm

  18. I am interested in receiving an application.

    Comment by Shirley — February 22, 2005 @ 1:14 pm

  19. I would love to work for your company. Can you please send me an application. Thank You.

    Comment by Tiffany Weeks — February 22, 2005 @ 11:44 pm

  20. I have gone through your web sites but have not actually viewed an application. If there is a chance you could send me an appl. by email i would greatly appreciated.

    Thanks

    Comment by Christine — February 28, 2005 @ 8:23 am

  21. I NEED A JOB AND I THINK WORK FOR YOUR COMPANY BE GREAT YOU HAVE ALOT OF DIFFEANT THINGS.

    Comment by IRIS — February 28, 2005 @ 9:57 am

  22. i was wanting to check on the statis of my app at walmart in milwaukee,wi on capitol or 27th. thank you

    Comment by tawannakilpatrick — February 28, 2005 @ 6:04 pm

  23. hello,
    will you please send me a application online i am interested in getting a job at wal-mart rather it be a seasonal one or a part time or even a full time i just want to be an employee at wal-mart.
    tks..6

    Comment by nora — March 5, 2005 @ 8:57 pm

  24. PLEASE SEND ME A APPLICATION ON LINE FOR ME TO FILL OUT, I AM INTERESTED IN WORKING FOR A GOOD COMPANY LIKE WALMART.

    Comment by BRITTANY — March 6, 2005 @ 7:09 pm

  25. I am moving to Dallas, Texas and I am looking for a job as soon as Walmart set me up for a interveiws

    Comment by Rosdalesha K Marrs — March 6, 2005 @ 8:35 pm

  26. I am looking for an opening at your stores in Las Cruces New Mexico. I need at part time evenings or just a weekend job thanks.

    Comment by Cristina Haro — March 7, 2005 @ 12:36 am

  27. To Whom It May Concern:

    Hi, I would like an application to work in your online store. I live in FLA and we do not have a walmart close by , so if I could work online I would be very professional and we could “be in the wal-mart family” together.

    Sincerely,
    Daniel McGarnacle

    Comment by Dan — March 7, 2005 @ 8:41 am

  28. Iam interesting in working for wal-mart supercenter,so could you provide an online applications to fill out.

    Comment by Jada — March 9, 2005 @ 2:09 pm

  29. My wife has the car in the day time and I want to
    work for you please help me apply online.
    thank you

    Comment by Isaac abrams — March 10, 2005 @ 2:16 pm

  30. Please send me an online job application from walmart

    Comment by Sherry Hadnot — March 10, 2005 @ 3:27 pm

  31. hi my name is anabel i am unemployed and really need a job and would like an application online please so please help me…. thank you very much

    Comment by Anabel Bondal — March 10, 2005 @ 7:04 pm

  32. I would like to work at walmart because i think it would ba a good experience.
    \

    Comment by allie — March 10, 2005 @ 10:17 pm

  33. Looking for managerial position in your Walmart Malaysia or overseas.Kindly guide how to apply.
    Regards

    MALAYSIA.

    Comment by mohdhasranharun — March 11, 2005 @ 10:02 am

  34. Im looking for a walmart online application for the walmart in crystal lake and the one in belividere illinois thankx

    Comment by Jessica Landon — March 11, 2005 @ 3:33 pm

  35. Please send me and application

    Comment by Kanisha — March 14, 2005 @ 10:06 am

  36. i am interesting in working for your company. Please give me a call at 240-462-3531

    Comment by markita campbell — March 16, 2005 @ 2:09 pm

  37. Hello i am deaf mother of 2 and currently unemployed…I would like to have the application to get a job in walmart in antioch or pittsburg california…or anywhere else. I have been searching for jobs and none of them hired me….I appericate your time and effort…I hope to get a job with your company…Thanks, also im confuse with (url) part please forgive me for not put anything on that part….Thanks again.

    Comment by Dawn — March 21, 2005 @ 6:11 pm

  38. hello, I would like to have a appplication from wal-mart . thank you in advance N.G

    Comment by Nigena Golden — March 21, 2005 @ 10:11 pm

  39. I would like an application for employment for walmart. I am very interested in working with this company.

    Comment by Lakeisha Smith — March 22, 2005 @ 10:19 am

  40. I would like for you to send me an application for employment with walmart. I am very interested in working with this company. Thank you for your time.

    Comment by Lakeisha Smith — March 22, 2005 @ 10:22 am

  41. I really need a part time job

    Comment by Charity Morgan — March 22, 2005 @ 10:38 am

  42. i am interested in working at walmart can you please send me an online application or give me a call at (330)-456-8335. thank you

    Comment by heather yoho — March 22, 2005 @ 4:49 pm

  43. Katherine D. Smith
    2110 Ulen Lane
    Lafayette, Indiana 47905
    (765) 447-4679
    katherine_s_2005@yahoo.com

    Objective:
    ·To find a permanent position in a company with opportunity for growth and advancement.

    Accomplishments:

    ·Successfully completed training on Kirby vacuums
    ·Finished three day job shadowing with the Herald Journal
    ·Completed two week job readiness class

    Skills:

    ·Familiar with Microsoft Word, Excel, Internet and E-mail.
    ·Know how to utilize office tools including; copy machine, multi-line telephone system, fax machine, and paper shredder.
    ·Able to assist customers in buying decisions.

    Qualities:
    ·Arrive on time
    ·Willing to learn new things
    ·Trustworthy
    ·Strong organizational skills
    ·Work well with others and individually
    ·Hard worker
    ·Ambitious

    Education:
    ·Kokomo High School Kokomo Indiana

    Volunteer Work:
    ·Provided in home care to the elderly
    ·Cleaned up areas around the city

    Comment by katherine — March 24, 2005 @ 11:50 am

  44. Hi i formerly worked for walmart some years ago and was interested in coming back part time could you please send me a application on line? I worked for the company for 7.5 years and enjoyed working for the company .Thanking you in advance.

    Comment by Thomas Mickens — March 24, 2005 @ 11:57 am

  45. From walmartstores.com:

    “Any application for a store, club or distribution center must be completed and submitted at that facility.”

    In other words, YOU MUST APPLY FOR A WAL-MART JOB IN PERSON AT THE STORE.
    .

    Comment by slightly irritated bystander — March 25, 2005 @ 8:21 pm

  46. Please send me an application from the walmart in mesquite texas on highway 80

    Comment by Need a Job — March 26, 2005 @ 5:35 pm

  47. hello my name is danny hall i am 24 years old and i am going to be moving to asheboro nc and i need a job, i have eight and half years experience with working on cars i worked on cars at jiffy lube as a pit man for most of those years and i am very fast at what i do and a very fast learner to. i am very dependable and responseable to .just wanted to add that i have 3 kids to support and thats not the only reason i want the job , the reason i want the oppertunity is because i think i could bring a good atmosfear to walmart as well as a big smile to . thank you for the chance to be able to ask for the oppertunity to come work for wal mart . danny hall

    Comment by Danny Hall — March 27, 2005 @ 2:54 pm

  48. I need a part time job please email me an application thank you.

    Comment by Larry Woods — March 27, 2005 @ 8:25 pm

  49. HI, WOULD YOU PLEASE SEND AN APPLICATION TO ME.

    Comment by JANIE JORDAN — March 27, 2005 @ 9:14 pm

  50. Hello my name is Christina E. Skinner and I live in Glenn Hieghts TX.. I am 16. This will be my first job. I just turned 16 on 3/24/05 and
    I despritly need a job to help with my parents bills. If you all can hook me up with a online application from walmart I would be very thankful.

    Thank you for your time.

    Comment by christina skinner — March 28, 2005 @ 8:40 pm

  51. I WOULD LIKE TO BE EMPOLYED BY WALMART BECAUSE THE STORE IS A REAL GOOD PLACE TO WORK FOR. AND I WOULD LOVE TO BE APART OF YOUR TAEM.PLEASE CONSIDER HIRING ME.I KNOW I HAVE ALLTHE SKILLS TO BE APART OF YOUR TEAM.THANK YOU.SIGNED JAMES W JENSE.

    Comment by James W Jensen — March 29, 2005 @ 1:21 pm

  52. i need a job

    Comment by alysia davis — April 1, 2005 @ 10:15 am

  53. Please send me an online application

    Thanks

    Comment by Joshua Netcott — April 1, 2005 @ 4:37 pm

  54. Oh my god, I don’t know where to start. This is the funniest damned thing I’ve ever read. These people obviously can’t be bothered to read a damned thing.

    And the person posting her damned resume with all of her personal information? PRICELESS!

    I hope someone’s called the people who posted their phone numbers (crying laughter) and pretend to be Managers from Wal-Mart. If not, I’m half-tempted to.

    The only thing more incredibly stupid than the fact this goes on a half mile down the page, is the fact that some of these people think that you can magically mail them a application to their house, despite the fact they’ve provided no mailing address or name (if you even could do such a thing). They must think they’re the only beings on the whole “innernet”. LMFAO

    I have to go and concentrate on breathing now, I’ve laughed myself blue in the face.

    Hey Folks, it’s been said many, many times, but here it is again, you CAN’T GET A WAL MART APP FROM THIS WEBSITE. It’s a damned BLOG! No affiliation with Wal-Mart. I’d act that out in shadow puppets, but I’m lacking a flashlight.

    Comment by BlackWind — April 2, 2005 @ 2:43 am

  55. you can get a flashlight at walmart…

    Comment by roj — April 2, 2005 @ 3:31 am

  56. i hope this app will work for the walmart in mobile alabama

    Comment by charity isbell — April 5, 2005 @ 9:38 pm

  57. please send me an application for lakewood colorado

    Comment by Dennis White — April 6, 2005 @ 5:15 pm

  58. hi, i would like to recieve an online application to apply to be an employee at Walmart because i think it would be a great place to work for, with a wounderful work environment!
    thank you for your time!

    Comment by victoria meredith — April 9, 2005 @ 10:38 pm

  59. Hello, I was wondering if you could send me an online application to work at walmart? It’s a great place to work. I worked there for almost a year and then moved out of state for family reasons and would like to start working there again. Thank you very much. If you are not able to do this, please let me know and I will go do the application at the store. Thank you, Shannon Murdock

    Comment by Shannon Murdock — April 10, 2005 @ 8:38 pm

  60. i need a job part time or seasonal

    Comment by kwadi galloway — April 12, 2005 @ 8:20 am

  61. hello,i am from beaufort,sc.i am 17yrs old and i am in need of a summer job.i am a rising senior and i have alot ahead me.please put me in your thoughts>

    Comment by ANGELA — April 12, 2005 @ 4:55 pm

  62. Hello my name is Michael Quinn and I’am very interested working at Walmart. Could you please e-mail me an application at savmike0526@yahoo.com. Thank you.

    Comment by michael quinn — April 13, 2005 @ 3:28 pm

  63. Hello My Name Is Shaleen Land, 25 years of age, I would be a very good canadate for a position at walmar here is my resume
    Shaleen Land
    60 East 104th Street
    Apartment 8H
    New York, New York
    Home (212) 348-8450
    Cell (973)517-5670

    Objective: To obtain a Full-Time position as an Administrative Assistant or Clerical Assistant.

    Work History:

    8/02-1/04 Newark Screens on Springfield Newark, NJ
    Cashier
    • Received cash, checks and completed credit card transaction from customers and employees.
    • Issued and cashed checks for employees.
    • Worked in concessions stand.

    9/02-9/03 Forman Mills Clothing Store Elizabeth, NJ
    Cashier/Sales Associate
    • Received cash, checks and completed credit card transaction from customers and employees.
    • Worked at customer service desk answering questions and handing return merchandise.
    • Clothing sales, fitting room assistance and stock merchandise.

    8/00-7/01 Loews Theater Newark, NJ
    Cashier
    • Received cash, checks and completed credit card transaction from customers and employees.
    • Issued and cashed checks for employees.
    • Worked in concessions stand.

    6/98-9/98 Time Magazine New York, NY
    Administrative Assistant
    • Typed memos and reports, sent faxes, ran copier and answered phones
    • Scheduled general meeting and meetings for special projects for employees.
    • Used Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel Microsoft Access, Microsoft Publisher, and PowerPoint.

    9/98-6/00 Children’s Aid Society New York, NY
    Counselor
    • Working with children ages 5-13 in various activities, including torturing with homework.
    • Counselor at summer camp program

    Education

    8/04-3/05 South Bronx Job Corp Academy Bronx, NY
    • High School Diploma/ Business Technology
    • Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel Microsoft Access, Microsoft Publisher, and PowerPoint.

    9/94-9/97 Richard R. Green High School New York, NY
    • GPA 3.1
    Skills and Ability: type 25 wpm, Word possessor, Office Assistance, Self motivated, team player, positive attitude, Love to bike, swim, and play basketball.

    Comment by Shaleen Land — April 15, 2005 @ 9:56 am

  64. Hello I would like to work at your store please send a application heres my resume
    Shaleen Land
    60 East 104th Street
    Apartment 8H
    New York, New York
    Home (212) 348-8450
    Cell (973)517-5670

    Objective: To obtain a Full-Time position as an Administrative Assistant or Clerical Assistant.

    Work History:

    8/02-1/04 Newark Screens on Springfield Newark, NJ
    Cashier
    • Received cash, checks and completed credit card transaction from customers and employees.
    • Issued and cashed checks for employees.
    • Worked in concessions stand.

    9/02-9/03 Forman Mills Clothing Store Elizabeth, NJ
    Cashier/Sales Associate
    • Received cash, checks and completed credit card transaction from customers and employees.
    • Worked at customer service desk answering questions and handing return merchandise.
    • Clothing sales, fitting room assistance and stock merchandise.

    8/00-7/01 Loews Theater Newark, NJ
    Cashier
    • Received cash, checks and completed credit card transaction from customers and employees.
    • Issued and cashed checks for employees.
    • Worked in concessions stand.

    6/98-9/98 Time Magazine New York, NY
    Administrative Assistant
    • Typed memos and reports, sent faxes, ran copier and answered phones
    • Scheduled general meeting and meetings for special projects for employees.
    • Used Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel Microsoft Access, Microsoft Publisher, and PowerPoint.

    9/98-6/00 Children’s Aid Society New York, NY
    Counselor
    • Working with children ages 5-13 in various activities, including torturing with homework.
    • Counselor at summer camp program

    Education

    8/04-3/05 South Bronx Job Corp Academy Bronx, NY
    • High School Diploma/ Business Technology
    • Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel Microsoft Access, Microsoft Publisher, and PowerPoint.

    9/94-9/97 Richard R. Green High School New York, NY
    • GPA 3.1
    Skills and Ability: type 25 wpm, Word possessor, Office Assistance, Self motivated, team player, positive attitude, Love to bike, swim, and play basketball.

    Comment by Shaleen Land — April 15, 2005 @ 10:01 am

  65. PLEASE SEND ME A APPLICATION ON LINE THIS WOULD BE A GREAT EXPERIANCE FOR ME.

    Comment by Leslie — April 15, 2005 @ 7:36 pm

  66. I am interested in becoming a dedicated employee of walmart.

    Comment by Tasha Washington — April 17, 2005 @ 2:24 pm

  67. I would love to work at walmart they have great benefits and a wonderful atmosphere. Please send me an application to fill out online. Thanks!!

    Comment by pamela — April 17, 2005 @ 4:09 pm

  68. I was wondering about filing out an walmart application for the walmart in beloit wisconsin. I would find it very interesting to work in the walmart family. I am a good, hard, strong worker and i belive i would be a good asset to you establishment. So if it is not to much trouble could you send me an application via e-mail thanks very much jennifer-beloit wisconsin

    Comment by jennifer — April 18, 2005 @ 12:57 pm

  69. I would love to work with Walmart. walmart is so wonderful.I go shopping there all the time. but i have been having some problems with the amount of money they are giving me for change. i know other people who also do so i want to help them.

    Comment by aynalem — April 19, 2005 @ 9:06 pm

  70. I would like to work at walmart.

    Comment by Luddie Russell — April 21, 2005 @ 1:37 pm

  71. I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO SEND ME A APPLICATION FOR WORK. THANKS

    Comment by LeeAnn Turley — April 22, 2005 @ 1:10 am

  72. I would love to work at WALMART. i would also love to fill out an application so theat i can work there. i have been trying for a long time to get a job ther and now i would like to try again. please send me an application.

    Thank you for your time and i love to hear from you soon.

    Crystal Murphy

    Comment by Crystal Murphy — April 22, 2005 @ 8:36 am

  73. I would love to work at WALMART. i would also love to fill out an application so theat i can work there. i have been trying for a long time to get a job ther and now i would like to try again. please send me an application.
    i am 17 years old i will be 18 years of age on June 15, this year. i neeed a part time job, now but when i graduate i need a full time job.

    Thank you for your time and i love to hear from you soon.

    Crystal Murphy

    Comment by Crystal Murphy — April 22, 2005 @ 8:38 am

  74. I’m a High School student looking for a job, my friend told me about walmart i would love to work there. i’m 16 in the 11th grade and need a job asap.
    thank can you seed me an application.

    Comment by Keana Jefferson — April 22, 2005 @ 11:22 am

  75. I want to work for wal-mart because it a great company with good benefits

    Comment by jalita johnson — April 24, 2005 @ 10:21 pm

  76. I live in the whittier, california area. thanks

    Comment by Rachel Leonard — April 26, 2005 @ 7:45 pm

  77. I’m looking for a job and I was told that Walmart was a great place, so I was wondering if you could send me a job application – please. Thanks!

    Comment by Jessica — April 27, 2005 @ 1:10 pm

  78. Very interested in a career position with Walmart. Would you please send or direct me on how to apply

    Thanks!
    Mike Meadows

    Comment by Michael Meadows — April 28, 2005 @ 11:15 am

  79. i want to know if yall have any jobs opening so i could pay for school this is important to me

    Comment by staccy — April 28, 2005 @ 7:33 pm

  80. i was woundering if you have any thing open for me i need third please i have 5 children to surport please let me know

    thanks kandy hughes

    Comment by kandy — May 2, 2005 @ 2:22 pm

  81. i’m in need of a job. I have bills thats increasing and no money to pay for them. Im not making enough money at captain d’s where im at now therefore, i would like to try something knew. This would mean alot to me if i was accepted and i would appreciate everything you plan to do to make my life better.

    Comment by angela giles — May 2, 2005 @ 2:47 pm

  82. i will like to work with yall

    Comment by okanee williams — May 2, 2005 @ 4:39 pm

  83. I am greatful to be a Wal-Mart customor. But it would be a great honor to be a Wal-Mart employee too. Would you please send me an job application I can.So I join the team.

    Comment by Pauline Pizzo/Norris — May 2, 2005 @ 9:12 pm

  84. Hi my name is Monisha Jones and I’m 17 year old and I’m a junior at Riverside High school and would like a job because I hear that you are hiring a

    Comment by Monisha jones — May 3, 2005 @ 3:45 pm

  85. Hey I Would Like To Receive A Aplication For Your Walmart Store I Would Like To Inquire Working At The New Re-Constructed Store That Is Going To Be A Super Walmart In Matomares,PA.I Would Like To Look At Doing Nights Stocking Or Whatever You Would Like To Give Me… Well Thank You And If You Could Send Me A Online Aplication That Would Be Great…Well Thank You I Hope To Be Hearing From You Really Soon…
    Thanks Again,
    Jason Stalter

    Comment by Jason Stalter — May 4, 2005 @ 10:20 am

  86. will you please send me a walmart application?

    Comment by jessica joe — May 5, 2005 @ 9:17 am

  87. Will you please send me an online application to Wal-mart?

    Comment by Jessica Joe — May 5, 2005 @ 9:19 am

  88. TO:WAL-MART SUPERCENTER
    #511 1283BROAD ST.
    (803)905-5500
    SUMTER,S.C. 29150

    HI THIS IS ONE OF YOUR MOST FAVORITE CUSTOMERS.I LOVE TO SHOP AT WAL-MART.IT’S THE FIRST PLACE I WOULD GO TO SHOP SO PLEASE CONSIDER HIRING ME. I WILL MEET ALL THE REQUIREMENTS NEEDED. I WILL SHOW UP ON TIME,COME TO WORK EVERYDAY DO MY JOB AND HELP OTHERS,AND NEVER MISS A DAY.

    Comment by BARBARA HOLLIDAY — May 5, 2005 @ 2:18 pm

  89. i need an application for your store in brick nj.
    are their any stock postions available?
    thanks for your help
    ronald j stoll

    Comment by ronald j stoll — May 5, 2005 @ 8:08 pm

  90. i’m really looking hard for employment, hopefully at a walmart near where i live. i live in moody alabama, i love being a cashier, and i think i would be a good aset to walmart. if anyone in my area is reading this & u are able to to hire me please cotact me at 205-640-3500

    Comment by melissa freeman — May 6, 2005 @ 6:32 am

  91. Hello my name is Yolanda Figueroa and I’m 18 years old. I have been looking forward to working with Walmart for a while now for the night shift. I had 2 jobs in my whole life and they never seemed to work out. I’m a very devoted person when it comes to work and I really need a job. I came into Walmart in Brockton mass and talked to a clerk that worked there at the service desk and she told me that your hiring manager was on vacation and too come back in 2 weeks but under no control I’ve been having very difficult problems and have not been able to come down there. I’m looking for a job most likely starting around september of 2005 but the night shift so hopefully I can have this opportunity to receive this job. THANK YOU! Even though I’m sending this note to your company I will still have no problem coming down there and filling out an application in person. Thank You again! Yolanda Figueroa

    Comment by Yolanda — May 6, 2005 @ 11:43 am

  92. hey this is ashley i love to shop at walmart and was wondering if yous guys could send me an application and would be more then happy to fill it out and send it back a.s.a.p

    Comment by ashley — May 7, 2005 @ 7:51 pm

  93. I enjoy shopping at Wal-Mart a couple times a week. If possible I would appreciate it if you could send me an application for me to complete and send back to you.

    Thank you.

    Teresa

    Comment by Teresa — May 8, 2005 @ 7:20 pm

  94. I really enjoy watching the employees of walmart in henderson north carolina get there job done. I thank that I could smile and help people find what they are looking for. I could make a good employee. I will work anytime and no matter what shift. Please send me an application so I can join your team.

    Comment by Dietrich Parham — May 9, 2005 @ 9:08 pm

  95. Please send me an application for employment. I would be happy to work for your walmart store that is located in kenosha wis. I appreciate the time you are taking with this. I can start asap. Thanks again for your time.
    Sincerely,
    Barb G.

    Comment by Barbara — May 10, 2005 @ 10:53 am

  96. please send me a walmart application, i would like to work for walmart stores

    Comment by marissa Torres — May 10, 2005 @ 6:23 pm

  97. Hello my name is Funlola Ojo and I’m 23 years old.
    Can you please send me an application for employment. I would love to be apart of your team.
    I can start asap at anytime or day. Thank you for time.

    Comment by funlola ojo — May 10, 2005 @ 8:14 pm

  98. hi i want to work for yall can i please get a application i will work after school everyday from 4 until 10:00 on the weekdays and on weekends i will work any time

    Comment by arleaciea — May 11, 2005 @ 1:45 pm

  99. i need a job the people @ wal mart said fill out an app online.. ok well good luck finding one
    thanx

    Comment by jessica — May 12, 2005 @ 11:26 am

  100. I WOULD LIKE TO FOR WALMART, SO COULD YOU PLEASE E-MAIL ME A APPLICATION ONLINE, THANK YOU.

    Comment by yulondathomas — May 17, 2005 @ 11:57 am

  101. I YADEA JONES WOULD LIKE TO BE MAILED A APPLICATION ONLINE, BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO WORK FOR WALMART.

    Comment by YADEA JONES — May 17, 2005 @ 12:04 pm

  102. I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO WORK FOR WALMART, SO COULD YOU PLEASE E-MAIL ME A APPLICATION ONLINE,THANK YOU.

    Comment by YADEA JONES — May 17, 2005 @ 12:06 pm

  103. please send me a application, i really need this. it’s very important that you send me right away. or just mail it to me at 233 Wright Ave Darby, Pa 19023

    Comment by tanisha Morrow — May 19, 2005 @ 10:35 am

  104. I dont know why someone would put an address on there…but thats besides the point…
    Could I get a job application too :-X

    hahahahaha

    Comment by Cody da shiz — May 19, 2005 @ 6:36 pm

  105. please send me a application online thank you

    Comment by kerry clark — May 19, 2005 @ 7:03 pm

  106. i will like to see if i am eligable for rehire

    Comment by relesha — May 21, 2005 @ 12:33 am

  107. I WILL LIKE TO RECIEVE A ON LINE APPLACTION FROM WALMART

    Comment by relesha — May 21, 2005 @ 12:35 am

  108. Can you please send me an online application to Wal-Mart? Thank You!

    Comment by Jonie — May 21, 2005 @ 2:24 am

  109. Hello, They are putting a new walmart center in. In WV near Welch. I was wondering if I could get a application to fill out for it?

    Comment by Heather — May 23, 2005 @ 7:37 am

  110. Hi, My name is Kimberly McDonald. I am 20 years of age from Jackson Alabama. I am a graduate of McIntosh High School. I’m Currently a student at the Montgomery Job Corps Center. My perjection date is in the month of June. My vocation is EKG/Phlebotomy. I plan to continue my education at Alabama Southern Community College in Thomasville Alabama. I am seeking employment at your Walmart Supercenter. I have good communication skills and I feel that the job would be good for me. Any position thats open. Thanks for your time. Please send application.

    Comment by Kimberly McDonald — May 24, 2005 @ 11:11 am

  111. Hello> I love the employees at walmart. Could you please send me an application.

    Comment by Quintella Bohanon — May 24, 2005 @ 8:55 pm

  112. will yall send me a online application

    Comment by bruce — May 26, 2005 @ 12:54 pm

  113. Wal-Mart Online Application

    Are you looking for that ever-elusive online application for Wal-Mart? If so, you are in the right place.
    It seems that some people have been going to this guy’s page looking to apply for a job at Wal-Mart. I suggest you take a few minutes to r…

    Trackback by IO ERROR — May 28, 2005 @ 4:16 am

  114. THIS IS RITA MORGAN I REALLY NEED A JOB SO COULD YOU HELP ME OUT SOME HOW.

    Comment by RITA MORGAN — May 31, 2005 @ 10:05 am

  115. could please send me Walmart application online

    Comment by Krystal Neblett — June 2, 2005 @ 1:05 am

  116. Could you please send me a walmart application on line

    Comment by Krystal Neblett — June 2, 2005 @ 2:12 pm

  117. Hi. i want a job and even tho its going to be my first one, i want to work at walmart with u guys.thanx

    Comment by idalia cruz — June 4, 2005 @ 10:39 am

  118. I think walmart is a great place to shop. i love the people who work there because they are so nice. i would love to work there. could u please send me an application?

    Comment by idalia cruz — June 4, 2005 @ 10:42 am

  119. I thought this was rather funny at first, but as I scrolled down the page and saw the desperation of these pleas, sadness ovewhelmed me.

    I think perhaps this site would serve as a wonderful defense against the No Child Left Behind legislation. Or at least it could muster up some funding for a national literacy campaign.

    I have no witty reparte. I am simply astonished to realize the despairing state of my generation and the bubble within which academia has placed me.

    That said, I would like an online application for Target, please. ;)

    Comment by Mary K — June 6, 2005 @ 9:34 pm

  120. Dear Wal-Mart

    I really need a job and working at Wal-Mart would be something I would really in enjoy it you could just send me application it would make me really happy. Hope to here from you soon. Thank You

    Sincerely,
    Kristi Lowe

    Comment by kristi lowe — June 7, 2005 @ 4:34 pm

  121. Reading Comprehension

    I’ve complained about people not reading the page they’re on before they fire off an email or fill out a contact form, but this is just pathetic—in every sense of the word.
    For those who don’t want to RTFA, someone posted a bl…

    Trackback by K-Squared Ramblings — June 7, 2005 @ 4:47 pm

  122. where can i go to fill out an application

    Comment by sovida — June 8, 2005 @ 12:16 am

  123. I have no more hope for the human race.

    Comment by sean — June 8, 2005 @ 8:14 am

  124. @Mary K:

    ROFLMAO!!! That was beautiful!

    Comment by Tom — June 10, 2005 @ 9:00 am

  125. @Mary K:

    That was wonderful. You’re my new hero. :)

    I do feel bad for all these people who went through the U.S. Education system (and a few in other countries) who managed to graduate with simple reading comprehension skills.

    That said, this was still funny to read through.

    Comment by E — June 15, 2005 @ 10:08 am

  126. Want to work for a great company can you please send me a application online

    Comment by Emmanuel Navarro — June 15, 2005 @ 3:40 pm

  127. The Good, the Bad, and the Dumb

    I’m not sure if this is just sad or if it’s a indication of the reading comprehension skills prevalent in the United States or even just those who would want to work at Wal*Mart.

    …

    Trackback by CLAMP Campus Adventures — June 16, 2005 @ 11:40 am

  128. This is really incredible.

    I guess random blank form + walmart search = job application.

    Comment by PWIC — June 17, 2005 @ 6:55 pm

  129. Rojisan, this is great!
    I knew people did not read end users licence agrements or manuals, but applying without even reading the stuff is worse than ever

    Comment by neuro — June 19, 2005 @ 3:02 am

  130. I wonder if you guys could send me a application to fill out?.

    Comment by deunca — June 19, 2005 @ 7:48 am

  131. Well, I thought this whole thread to be quite sad, in fact.

    Comment by Xavier — June 20, 2005 @ 5:45 am

  132. I am trying to find your application for cashier or stock at the Wal-Mart Supercenter in Mill Hall, Pennsylvania 17751. It is located on Hogan Blvd. Can you please e-mail me one to fill out? I live not even a mile away from the store.
    Thank you very much.
    Sincerely,
    Brenda Shafer

    Comment by Brenda Shafer — June 20, 2005 @ 3:00 pm

  133. I was wondering if you would Please send me, or e-mail me a employment application.

    Thank you.

    Comment by Michael Shane Whitney — June 20, 2005 @ 7:32 pm

  134. haha this is classic :D

    Comment by Jesterace — June 22, 2005 @ 9:30 pm

  135. Hi

    I live in France, we don’t have Wal-Mart here, I don’t want an application, and I am laughing my ass off reading this.

    Comment by Raton-Laveur — June 23, 2005 @ 9:58 am

  136. i need a job really bad.

    Comment by april — June 27, 2005 @ 1:27 pm

  137. what kind of site is this anyways? are you paying for space to have people come here and ask for an application that doesn’t exist on the internet? what a loser. construct a web page that has more depth and purpose, please.

    Comment by d — June 27, 2005 @ 4:19 pm

  138. i need a job really bad got 3 kids to support

    Comment by dania arias — June 27, 2005 @ 4:55 pm

  139. LOOKING FOR A FULL TIME DAY JOB. HARD WORKER, FAST LEARNER, EASY TO GET ALONG WITH PEOPLE

    Comment by MARQUIS PARKER — June 28, 2005 @ 1:52 pm

  140. PLEASE KINDLY SEND ME AN ONLINE APPLICATION FOR ANY JOBS AVAILABLE. I APPLIED ONCE BEFORE ABOUT 4 MONTHS AGO, BUT WAS NEVER CALLED. I REALLY LOVE SHOPPING AT WAL MART. I WOULD FOREVER BE APPRECIATIVE.

    Comment by Judith L. Monday — June 28, 2005 @ 6:22 pm

  141. Hello my name is Ashley Arkinsand I’m 20 years old. Ihave been looking forward to working with Walmartfor for a while now for the nigt shitf. i had 1 jobs in my whole life and they never seemed to workout. Iam a very devoted person when it comes to working and Iam really need a job. i came into Walmark in houston,tx and talked to a cleark that worked there at the service deck and she tlodme that your hiring manager was on vacation and to come back in 2wekks, but underno control i’ve been having very difficult able tocome down there. I’m looking for a job most likely started around July 1,2005,but the night shiftso hopefully i canhave this opportunity to receive this job.even though Iam sending this to your companyi will still haveno problem comeing down there andfilling out a application in person THANK YOU! again! Ashley Atkins

    POSted by Ashley Atkins at July 1,2005 4:00pm

    Comment by Ashley — July 1, 2005 @ 5:38 pm

  142. cn u e-mail me aapplication

    Comment by hilda coleman — July 1, 2005 @ 9:09 pm

  143. Well, Well, Well. So if everyone that is applying for a job at walmart is so stupid, ignorant and can’t read, then why are they able to even use a computer?!? The only reason you low life people…..YES I said LOW LIFE PEOPLE put everyone else down is to make yourself feel better because you are truly that insignificant to life it’s self or so it would seem. Your life is that messed up and miserable that your only satisfaction you can obtain is by downing others. No, I’m sorry you are the one I truly feel pitty for. For you are the one who is the true loser in the game of life. Yeah money buys alot…I know from first hand experience…..but it doesn’t buy you small minded people happiness now does it!

    Comment by bite me — July 4, 2005 @ 2:17 pm

  144. Could you please send me an application for employment. When i visited your store for the application they directed me to fill out an online application. However, there are no sites that i can pull an application up from. Please get back to me on this. Thank you!
    Elisa

    Comment by ELISA — July 6, 2005 @ 1:14 pm

  145. will you please send me an online application thank you sincerly,
    christine bartusiak

    Comment by christine bartusiak — July 7, 2005 @ 5:12 pm

  146. bite me….you need to get a life..and learn to spell.. Pam

    Comment by pam — July 8, 2005 @ 1:33 am

  147. THESE TYPE OF PEOPLE (BELOW) ARE THE REASON SCHOOL NEEDS TO BE 8-5, M-F 48 WEEKS A YEAR.

    Hello my name is Ashley I’m 20 years old. Ihave been looking forward to working with Walmartfor for a while now for the nigt shitf. i had 1 jobs in my whole life and they never seemed to workout. Iam a very devoted person when it comes to working and Iam really need a job. i came into Walmark in houston,tx and talked to a cleark that worked there at the service deck and she tlodme that your hiring manager was on vacation and to come back in 2wekks, but underno control i’ve been having very difficult able tocome down there. I’m looking for a job most likely started around July 1,2005,but the night shiftso hopefully i canhave this opportunity to receive this job.even though Iam sending this to your companyi will still haveno problem comeing down there andfilling out a application in person THANK YOU! again! Ashley Atkins

    Comment by bo — July 10, 2005 @ 11:13 pm

  148. hey whats up my name is tessa an i was just woundering if u could send me a application for walmat… i am trying to get a job at the walmart in plainview tx.. so if u could please send me a application asap please..thankx for your time.bye

    Comment by Tessa Rivera — July 11, 2005 @ 1:39 pm

  149. i was wandering if you give me walmart application

    Comment by radia mechlih — July 11, 2005 @ 3:32 pm

  150. Can you please send me a application through email. I really need this job.

    Comment by Elwin Williams — July 12, 2005 @ 12:29 am

  151. what positions do you have available

    Comment by Anna Acosta — July 12, 2005 @ 10:01 pm

  152. i would like a job application

    Comment by octavia essie — July 18, 2005 @ 2:14 pm

  153. Are you still hiring? I need a lower paying job than I currently have…

    Comment by Jonathan — July 19, 2005 @ 4:13 pm

  154. I LIVE HERE IN THE PASCAGOULA AREA, AND I AM VERY INTERESTED IN FILLING OUT AN APPLICATION ON LINE.

    Comment by EBONY NELSON — July 19, 2005 @ 6:31 pm

  155. I DONT FIND THIS SITE HUMOROUS AT ALL! THESE ARE SERIOUS PEOPLE IN NEED OF A JOB (SOME DESPERATE) YET, MOST OF YOU ARE GETTING A KICK OUT OF THIS. WELL LET ME INFORM YOU..THIS ILLEGAL IMPRERSONATING SALES STAFFMAN CAN ALSO LEAD TO A FELONY..I KNOW BECAUSE I AM A DEPARTMENT MANAGER AT WALMART..THOSE WHO WANT TO BECOME EMPLOYEED MUST!!! MUST!!! MUST!!!!! PERSONALLY!!! GO TO WALMART AND FILL OUT AN APPLICATION UNLESS YOU LIVE IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA..IT IS THE ONLY STATE THAT HAS ONLINE APPLICATONS FOR WALMART IF YOUR INTERSTED GO TO http://WWW.WALMART.COM…ON THE OTHER HAND…THIS SITE WILL BE TAKEN DOWN…IT IS FAKE WITH FALSE ACCUSATIONS…SO PEOPLE!!!! STOP POSTING YOUR NUMBERS AND ADDRESS!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT!!!!!!!!!! AN ONLINE WALMART APPLICATION SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by WALMART DEPT. MANAGER — July 22, 2005 @ 12:58 am

  156. http://www.ioerror.us/2005/05/28/walmart-online-application/

    Comment by !!!!!FIND OUT THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT THIS SITE!!!! — July 22, 2005 @ 1:01 am

  157. CLICK ON THIS SITE TO FIND OUT THE {{{REAL TRUTH}}} ABOUT THIS SO CALLED “ONLINE WALMART APPLICATION” SITE…TO LEARN MORE CLICK HERE >>> http://www.ioerror.us/2005/05/28/walmart-online-application/

    Comment by WANT THE TRUTH? — July 22, 2005 @ 1:04 am

  158. CLICK ON THIS SITE TO FIND OUT THE {{{REAL TRUTH}}} ABOUT THIS SO CALLED “ONLINE WALMART APPLICATION” SITE…TO LEARN MORE CLICK HERE >>>http://www.ioerror.us/2005/05/28/walmart-online-application/

    http://www.ioerror.us/2005/05/28/walmart-online-application/

    http://www.ioerror.us/2005/05/28/walmart-online-application/

    http://www.ioerror.us/2005/05/28/walmart-online-application/

    Comment by WANT THE TRUTH — July 22, 2005 @ 1:07 am

  159. Come on people Read the blog. This site is in now way affiliated with Wal-Mart. If you need a job at Wal-Mart badly enough please take a drive to the actual store and spend a few minutes filling out a REAL APPLICATION. Don’t give this site any more fuel for its fire.

    Comment by What the hell — July 22, 2005 @ 7:15 pm

  160. Are yall’ stupid or WHAT? Maybe just very unprofessional and LAZY! Don’t you know the best way to get a job is to go in PERSON to fill out an application and present a RESUME????? Walmart don’t want no Dumb$*&^@# applying online – that is why Walmart applications ONLINE DO NOT EXIST! DUH!!!!

    Comment by Jen — July 22, 2005 @ 9:30 pm

  161. My name is Latonya Smith. I live in Moultrie Georgia I love to shop at wal-mart and really would enjoy being employed with Wal-Mart. So if you give me a chance I promise it won’t be a regret. I have my high school diploma, I am an excellent typer, and I have the perfect attitude that fits perfectly in Wal-Marts world.

    Comment by latonya smith — July 27, 2005 @ 6:59 pm

  162. I AM INTERSETED IN BEING A PERFCT ASSET TO YOUR COMPANY DUE TO THE FACT IT IS A MAJOR GROWING COMPANY COULD YOU PLEASE SEND ME AN EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION ON LINE

    Comment by vontague singleton — August 2, 2005 @ 4:21 pm

  163. hella, may name is maria

    iwant to know if you guys could send me apliction to work fo walmart.
    im a relly hard working and out going person

    who really nedds a job, thanks mg

    Comment by maria — August 8, 2005 @ 5:11 pm

  164. You have all failed the reading test :/

    Comment by Lost Hope in Humanity — August 9, 2005 @ 7:47 am

  165. These people have shown me how much some parents need to be required to have abortions by law.

    Comment by Jarred — August 9, 2005 @ 7:26 pm

  166. I love these dumbassesn threatening legal action when this site OBVIOUSLY is not affiliated with Wal-Mart in any way and is not trying to impersonate it.

    Comment by Larrikin — August 10, 2005 @ 2:36 pm

  167. I need walmart, target and sams job application

    Comment by lalukaka — August 13, 2005 @ 11:41 pm

  168. i need some aplication forms

    Comment by kelsey — August 18, 2005 @ 6:57 am

  169. i need some aplication forms

    Comment by kelsey — August 18, 2005 @ 6:57 am

  170. Hello, my name is Ana and I have been looking for a job that is right for me for a long time now and I realized that Wal-Mart was perfect. I shop at Wal-Mart all the time and I like being around a lot of people so I knew that this was the job I wanted. So that is why I would like to know if you could send me an application, PLEASE!

    Comment by ANA WOOD — August 19, 2005 @ 8:16 pm

  171. Hi,my name is Roneise and i’m look for a job.I would really love to work at walmart ,for the simple fact that i love being around people.And i’m also very good with people.So i’m asking you to please send me an application online.
    Thank You
    Roneise

    Comment by Roneise — August 20, 2005 @ 11:34 pm

  172. Oh my goodness this is just silly.I can’t believe that a Walmart manager would come on here and bother to say that this site would be shut down.
    Why?
    This site doesn’t say it is “Walmart.com”.At the top of the page there are links to the Walmart site and other Walmart info.
    I was searching for Walmart online for an application just like the rest of these people and I came to the ioerror site and that’s how I found this page.I didn’t even finish high school and yet “somehow” I know better than to ask for an application.Go figure.

    Comment by Cyndi — August 25, 2005 @ 12:10 am

  173. i would like to sign up to join walmart

    Comment by brenda reamer — September 5, 2005 @ 12:55 pm

  174. interested in becomeing a walmart family crew member.

    Comment by Joseph S Evans — September 20, 2005 @ 10:33 am

  175. I am seeking either an internet paper application form or an online application form for WalMart.

    Thank you,

    Doug Slack

    Comment by Doug Slack — September 23, 2005 @ 3:35 pm

  176. I am looking for a job and I would like to be part of your company, could you please send me and aplication.
    Thanks

    Comment by Iraida Fernandez — September 26, 2005 @ 9:44 pm

  177. Cyndi – That’s because you’re too smart. Probably too smart to work at Walmart. Save yourself! :)

    Comment by E — October 3, 2005 @ 11:25 am

  178. please send me an application and thank you

    Comment by bobby fredericks — October 4, 2005 @ 12:21 pm

  179. I WILL LIKE TO WORK FOR WAL-MART I’AM A SINGLE MOM WITH 4 CHILDREN NEEDING A JOB ASAP AND I WILL LIKE TO WORK FOR U AO CAN U SEND ME A APPLICATION ONLINE THANK YOU KINDLY

    Comment by leticia — October 4, 2005 @ 6:17 pm

  180. I am seeking for a job with Wal Mart in Malaysia.Was advice by my ex-director to log in your web site and you guys will be able to assist us in getting there.I have got 20yrs of Retail in Malaysia.If possible i am also looking out the possibilty og overseas career advancement.Advise me as to the best way to do so.
    Regards,
    Kennady Soosay.
    No.1 Jalan Puchong Utama 7b,
    Taman Tasik Prima,
    Puchong Selangor Darul Ehsan.
    Malaysia.
    +6012-2242548.
    +6012-6779110

    Comment by Kennady Soosay — October 8, 2005 @ 3:12 am

  181. Alright, this site is messed up. Its actually true to what its called “Walmart Online” just like a title to an article or something. Everyone has interpreted it as the link to the Walmart Online Employment Application. Does the title suggest this? Yes, but it never says “application” or “employment”. Online, in this site, refers to Walmart going into the online business with music. Everyone needs to read the first part, not what others have stated as wanting an application because that will throw you off by what this is really about. At first I thought along the same lines and was about to write something about being misleading and the creator being evil, HAHA…but this is all a misunderstanding. PEACE

    Comment by Cafca Cooka — October 15, 2005 @ 5:28 pm

  182. I’am looking for a full time job. right now i am with target and i am a specialist for receiving and i will love to work for you so please give me a call at 914 423 7322 or email me at sharita.daisy@gmail.com thank you

    Comment by sharita daisy — October 17, 2005 @ 7:39 pm

  183. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, can I have one of those online wal-mart job applications :-D

    Comment by Johnny Late — October 20, 2005 @ 2:38 am

  184. Is there anyway that I can recieve an application online for employment?

    Comment by Ms.Ravenel — October 25, 2005 @ 9:14 am

  185. i would like a application for walmart.Thank you

    Comment by cynthia Howard — October 26, 2005 @ 7:59 am

  186. HAHAHA these people are really slow. It’s sad considering that I am still in highschool and realized this…. aren’t these grown people looking for jobs?? Wow, this is really sad but then again it is steady cracking me up.
    <3Mami

    Comment by LaBaBiiMaMa — October 29, 2005 @ 11:29 pm

  187. I am interested in working at Wal-mart part-time.
    Would you please email me a application.
    Thank you

    Comment by Lori Dobbins — November 3, 2005 @ 7:11 am

  188. please send me an application online I really need a job

    Comment by glen waring — November 3, 2005 @ 2:10 pm

  189. i would like a job application from walmart thanks

    Comment by willie williams — November 4, 2005 @ 6:40 pm

  190. i really would like to have a job because i have bills to pay

    Comment by wayne scales — November 6, 2005 @ 1:04 pm

  191. I would like for you to send me an application to the e-mail provided above for employment, or send me some information on how to apply online at you website(www.walmart.com).

    Comment by Sabaita Gordon — November 7, 2005 @ 6:07 pm

  192. send me an application, please!

    Comment by alexandra colwell — November 8, 2005 @ 12:53 pm

  193. say i like to have a Wal-Marts on line application form

    Comment by Jason — November 8, 2005 @ 6:27 pm

  194. can u send me a application for walmart?

    Comment by justin — November 11, 2005 @ 5:01 pm

  195. You are indeed correct. LOL Nice blog. Nothing like a bunch of idiots to entertain people. That guy, “fuckers”, near the top, couldnt even spell worth a shit. That only confirms the need of proper education. And lo and behold, with a proper education, I have no need for a goddamn job at Walmart and maybe one day they too may be able to say the same! But what the hell, go ahead and email me an application for that Walmart closest to me… LOL

    Comment by Th3_ALcH3Mi5T — November 11, 2005 @ 6:43 pm

  196. I really need this job

    Comment by Juan Gonzalez — November 12, 2005 @ 11:20 pm

  197. would like a credit crd for walmart so we can get the 3cents off per gallon

    Comment by gene&joyce wolcott — November 14, 2005 @ 1:10 pm

  198. would like a credit crd for walmart so we can get the 3cents off per gallon

    Comment by gene&joyce wolcott — November 14, 2005 @ 1:10 pm

  199. please send me a application. I work for wal mart back in the 80 when walmart first came to the Demopolis,Al. I help with set of or the store
    I was given blue print to set shelth, i also work in the stock room, i like a job in what ever you need. bayalston@hotmail.com

    Comment by mary — November 16, 2005 @ 2:34 pm

  200. I’m trying to get a job @ walmart in Americus GA. Help me out please!

    Comment by Letita — November 28, 2005 @ 12:22 pm

  201. I wanted to fill out an online Application for work @ the new store in Snailville Ga on Hwy 124

    Comment by Shaquika Miller — December 2, 2005 @ 8:58 am

  202. Hey,

    I’m not looking for a job just wanted to make a comment.What is the deal with everyone wanting a Wal-Mart appilcation? You can’t get it on here like some guy or girl has been saying. You have to go directly to the store in your area.Well, thats what I had to do.But it is quite funny this website,Blog whatever it is. Good one whoever made it!

    Comment by Sherri — December 14, 2005 @ 1:36 pm

  203. i was woundering if i could recieve an online job application. thanks

    Comment by aundre simms — December 15, 2005 @ 3:55 pm

  204. hello, my name is tykia and im interested in looking forward to working with you guys if you all please send me a application. thanx

    Comment by Ty-kia Barley — December 16, 2005 @ 1:54 pm

  205. Can you please send me an acclipation ? I am a seasonal cashier at Burger King in Alliance , Ohio. It would really mean a lot to me I frequently shop at the Wal Mart in Alliance

    Comment by Destiny Wilson — December 16, 2005 @ 9:32 pm

  206. please send me the application, to this address. 1a ed christine drive.stroudsburg, pa.18360.I always shop at the wal-mart store. Thank You.luis colon

    Comment by luis colon — December 17, 2005 @ 7:25 pm

  207. Please send me an job application! It’s hard to get up there in there to fill one out with a two year old! I’ve always wanted to work at Walmart.To me,it looks like I could really enjoy the experience there,Thank You.

    Comment by Jennifer — December 19, 2005 @ 1:07 am

  208. I would be greatful for an application to apply at my favorite department store.THANK YOU KINDLY

    Comment by Jennifer Calderon — December 20, 2005 @ 7:08 pm

  209. Wal Mart is a very good store i always waned to work there i think it’s the best store in the world

    Comment by Antron Davis — December 20, 2005 @ 11:00 pm

  210. Hi I was just wondering if it would be possible to fill out an online application. I live close to one and I have not been able to go fill one out. I would appreciate it very much… Thank You.

    Comment by Joshua Wills — December 24, 2005 @ 11:33 pm

  211. address are 35 holland street
    newark,nj07102

    Comment by peter wanohi kieni — December 27, 2005 @ 9:09 pm

  212. these people seem highly intelligent to be asking for an online job application from walmart. I really like the one that says that they really live close to one, but hey, theyd like for you to send their lazy ass a job application to work at walmart. Nice, I like that.

    Comment by jnm — December 28, 2005 @ 5:20 pm

  213. I WOULD LIKE YOU GUYS TO SEND ME AN ONLINE JOB APPLICATION….SO I CAN SHOW YOU GUYS WHAT I CAN DO.I’m a friedly person,responsible and i can help the customers who don’t speake english.Yes i can speake perfetly english and spanish….send it to my email address (elena1988@verizon.net)

    Comment by ElenA — January 1, 2006 @ 5:09 pm

  214. I worked for Wal-Mart in Newnan Georgia. There was a change in my field, so I put in my two weeks notice. I would like to apply for a job at Walmart in Florida City, Fl., because I will be moving up down there in 2 days.

    Comment by Tameka Strickland — January 3, 2006 @ 2:28 am

  215. hey Give me a damn application for i beat someones ass

    iam just playing

    Comment by Tylor — January 4, 2006 @ 7:40 pm

  216. SINCE I LIKE SHOPPING AT WALMART I WOULD LOVE TO WORK THERE BECAUSE ITS THE BEST STORE TO GO SHOP AT FOR THE LOWEST PRICES IN THE WORLD!!!
    SO WHAT DO YOU SAY CAN YOU GIVE ME THE APPLICATION?

    Comment by soledad gonzalez — January 6, 2006 @ 5:27 pm

  217. ++what a bunch of jerks for making fun of these people….like you would never do something others considered dumb or stupid or even ignorant….oops i gues you were ignorant for posting this to begin with……who would post a blog about one thing and title it walmart applications online a dumbass thats who….maybe you need to learn how to word things more carefully and get a real job.

    Comment by Dave — January 7, 2006 @ 1:15 pm

  218. thank u

    Comment by andre — January 7, 2006 @ 4:42 pm

  219. I am interested in working for your company, could you please e-mail me an application. I would like to fill it out online. I am interested in working for the Hilliard, Ohio store. I am willing to do any position, because I need a job. I am 18 years old and I am a senior in high school.

    Comment by Brandon Searles — January 9, 2006 @ 12:02 pm

  220. I am interesting in working for your store in Hilliard, Ohio, could you please send me an application. I tried going online, but the pop up window is locked.

    Thanks you for your time.

    Comment by Corey Thompson — January 9, 2006 @ 12:06 pm

  221. I NEED A JOB PLEASE GIVE ME A APPLICATIONS FOR I CANT WORK NOW THAT I’M HAVING A BABY.

    Comment by michelle leon — January 10, 2006 @ 2:50 pm

  222. To whom it may concern I am seventeen years old and a senior in high school . I’m a single mother of a beautiful two month old baby . I REALLY need a job so that i can support me and my son. I only go to school fifthteen hours a weeks so i can work anytime . Please send me an application .

    Comment by patsy adrian — January 11, 2006 @ 8:21 pm

  223. I would like to get an application to work for WalMart. Could you send it too 407 Indian Hills Dr. Dallas, Ga. 30157. I can start as soon as possible. I would like it too be in Paulding County. My phone number is 770-505-0014.

    Thank You,

    Tesia L. Frank

    Comment by Tesia L. Frank — January 13, 2006 @ 11:04 am

  224. Hi i’m currently employeed but i’m looking for a freindly working environment. i would greatly appreciate it if you would send me a application.

    Comment by Juanisha — January 14, 2006 @ 1:05 am

  225. THIS IS JENNIFER HOW R U I WOULD LIKE TO EMPLOYED AT SUPERWALMART INMORISTOWN TENNESSEE. I JUST MOVED HERE FR. kentucky, my dad is in nursing home here. I moved here to be around him, i used to work for walmart in pikeville ky. i really loved my job there. i was a cashier there,and walmart is a great place to work at and ,a great place to work at. i would really love to go back to walmart,and,i really ned a job as fast as i can get one. i worked at walmart last year.please email me an applaction fr,morristown tennessee. walmart is a wonderplace to have a job at.thank u very much.
    my phone no is. 1-865-674-8913 thank you jennifer williamson

    Comment by JENNIFER WILLIAMSON — January 14, 2006 @ 10:27 pm

  226. Okay, first of all…if you lame asses haven’t read this isn’t a site to get a job at wal-mart…and posting at some website even if it were ran by Wal-Mart hardly warrants a job.

    Secondly, if you really do want a job, get out of your parents basement, stop spending all day looking at porn, and get your ass into a Wal-Mart store and file an application the old fashioned way. Then, after it has been filed, call back and pester the shit out of them until they give you a job.

    Nobody is going to hire a bunch of lazy asses that don’t even want to leave the comfort of their own home to file an application, because after all, how are they going to rely on you to show up for work if the New Paris Hilton video has come out?

    You guys make me laugh!

    Comment by Robert — January 15, 2006 @ 7:12 pm

  227. yes, im looking for a job and i started an application and if you could send to me what i started i would be very greatful,so that i could fill it out and return it to you, im a
    very hard worker and i have lots of exsperince in being a cashier so if you could send it to me i would send my thanks to you. sincerly crystal cobb.

    Comment by crystal cobb — January 16, 2006 @ 3:42 pm

  228. WILL YOU PLEASE SEND ME A ONLINE JOB APPLICATION

    Comment by robin young — January 17, 2006 @ 12:25 am

  229. i think it’s great people can get jobs even teenagers

    Comment by susan lofton — January 18, 2006 @ 7:37 pm

  230. I would like a part-time job at wal-mart, located in weslaco or anywhere in the rio grande valley in Texas. Please call me @ (956)289-9648. Thank You

    Comment by Bianca Vasquez — January 19, 2006 @ 2:18 pm

  231. i need a online job application

    Comment by Ericka — January 20, 2006 @ 1:26 pm

  232. I was wondering if you would send me a aplication for wal-mart.I would like to work part-time for your company Chicago,Illinois 60623 PLEASE CALL 1-773-521-4457 THANK YOU.

    Comment by Tycresha Davis — January 23, 2006 @ 12:43 pm

  233. i need a application online for walmart in Meridian, Ms. I need a job very badly to help my husband with the bills. So, can you send me an online application for walmart

    Comment by LaShana — January 23, 2006 @ 6:28 pm

  234. can u plz send me a online walmart job application that is located in northcarolina plzzzzz

    Comment by azam haq — January 24, 2006 @ 7:23 pm

  235. You would THINK that people would read something after the blog… wow. I’m amazed at how long this fiasco has lasted. Don’t people get off they’re a***** to look for jobs? If you haven’t received the Online App, maybe go to the store???

    Ugh… I thought America was smarter than this.

    Joy.

    Comment by Jen — January 25, 2006 @ 1:58 am

  236. Please send me an applycation to work at walmart. Thanks.
    Araceli.

    Comment by Araceli Alcantara — January 31, 2006 @ 1:58 pm

  237. yes, i’m welling to work at any time.

    Comment by Curtis Newman — February 3, 2006 @ 11:52 am

  238. Sir, go ahead and send me the application. I’m currenty an attendee at an accredited 3 yr college. That means I’m a man with a major. Also, take note that I can be an asset to this company, tremendously. I am not here to waste time, or boast sir, but I can guarantee that you will not be disappointed. I have over nine years of graveshift experience, and overtime salary cuts. I have enough first hand experience to blend right in with the demands of your company. I am 15,000 dollars in debt from financial aid, I beleive from the bottom of my heart that this can be remediated with the support of your team. I do expect to hear from you soon. Send me an email concerning my application process. You can reach me at 912-323-0857

    Comment by Bobby Christopher — February 3, 2006 @ 4:23 pm

  239. i have a certification in driving forklifts and a long history in construction/hardware and home remodling 25 years

    Comment by paul m mueller sr — February 4, 2006 @ 1:17 pm

  240. i have a certification in driving forklifts and a long history in construction/hardware and home remodling 25 years

    Comment by paul m mueller sr — February 4, 2006 @ 1:19 pm

  241. I would like to seek employement with Walmart

    Comment by Lisa Harrison — February 6, 2006 @ 1:51 pm

  242. i just want work at wal-mart…. also i need application..

    Comment by sarah — February 6, 2006 @ 4:13 pm

  243. Boy I tell you what i use to work at walmart and it was the best place to work. I could take a nap anytime i wanted and head over and grab a bag of chips and “weeze” the juice all I wanted. Boy I wish you would send me an application. I actually have to work at the job I have now. I really would like to get back on the gravy train. I think that if you hired me back on, I would really big. I might even make it on tv. Some people say I look alot like Kenny Rogers. You might be able to use that to your advantage. Can you imagine if I worked in your entertainment department. We could have a Kenny look-alike contest. That would bring the people in. Also my wife might really like to work in your jewlrey department. She loves pretty things. Or maybe the lingere department. Some people say she looks like that Shania Twain gal. She can sing really good to. Anyway can you go ahead and send me two applications. Oh and another one for my son, that is if you guys hire people without arms.
    Thanks,
    Jim

    Comment by Jim — February 9, 2006 @ 10:56 am

  244. I would like for you to send me Walmart application, as soon as you are able to thank you.
    I would very much like to work for your company. Christina Walker

    Comment by Christina Walker — February 10, 2006 @ 8:28 pm

  245. looking for night shift

    Comment by beth bishop — February 15, 2006 @ 6:39 pm

  246. i would like an application for work at the nearest walmart store by puyallup wa. thank you

    Comment by cathie — February 16, 2006 @ 5:02 pm

  247. Please send me an application for Wal-Mart.

    Comment by Samantha Haskins — February 18, 2006 @ 1:03 pm

  248. yes i woul like an aplication for a job so hit me back ok

    Comment by jaime — February 21, 2006 @ 4:31 pm

  249. Well i just turned 16 and i want to work at walmart my friend works there and says it a lot of fun. i mean plus i buy a lot of things there so i wouldnt mind working there. hopefully u send me an application thanks….

    Comment by Yesica — February 21, 2006 @ 4:35 pm

  250. To Whom this may concern, My name is Destiny,Im a hurricane katrina evacuee in desparte need of work I now reside in Houston Tx. If by any chance you can send me a Walmart application I would be more than gladly to accept it. THANKS

    Comment by DESTINY — February 25, 2006 @ 1:06 am

  251. Hi name is Phouthasack Keobounheuang,i was hoping maybe you can send me an online job application to apply at Walmart.I moved here to Achorage,Alaska and I would like to work for Walmart company. I’m expecting a child on the way in a few months and i need to make some kind of income to support it… Thanks

    Comment by Phouthasack Keobounheuang — February 26, 2006 @ 6:06 pm

  252. yes my name kwanda i would like to get a job working for walmart store and would like to fill out a application for a full-time job .AND i would like to get hired .and i would love it if you can send me a application so i can apply for a job

    Comment by kwanda woodard — February 27, 2006 @ 10:12 pm

  253. hi, I was wondering could you send me an application to fill out from walmart to my email address. I would very much appreciate it and thank you very much.

    Comment by Laquita Mercer — February 28, 2006 @ 12:37 pm

  254. I am living in los lunas new mexico and i am interested in working at WalMart….. I am a people person and i think i can get along with customers!!!
    i can work whenever needed. nights, days, weekends,holidays, whatever you are lookin for i am sure i can do!
    you can reach me at 505-865-7609
    thanks!
    always sharon craig

    Comment by Sharon Craig — March 1, 2006 @ 12:35 am

  255. I am a victim of hurricane katrina and I really need a job, I have lots of experience being cashier and a Deli manager i have workd at McAlisters Deli for four years and three of those years I was a manager, being in charge of other people, money, product and scheduling other employers, i am a dedicated employer, responseable, and work well with others willing to do and learn new things if you could please give me a chance I can be a great asset to the company. Thanks Shantell

    Comment by shantell — March 2, 2006 @ 11:10 pm

  256. i am loking for a job in wall mart.

    Comment by Riveston Joubert — March 6, 2006 @ 7:56 pm

  257. i want to work at walmart need application

    Comment by joe harrod — March 11, 2006 @ 3:22 pm

  258. i need a job

    Comment by Allen combs — March 14, 2006 @ 11:11 am

  259. To whom it may concern,

    I would like to recieve an application for employment with your company. I would so graciously appreciate this opportunity.

    Thanks, Ms.T. Irwin
    (3/15/06)

    Comment by Tarsha K. Irwin — March 15, 2006 @ 9:33 pm

  260. i really want to work at walmart

    Comment by kamila mack — March 16, 2006 @ 1:18 pm

  261. My name is Sandra and I am looking for employment. I can type and I have supervised several employment as they worked. I would like to work Layaway or front cashier. I have worked at the Ames Department store as head cashier and head layaway person.

    Comment by Sandra Smith — March 19, 2006 @ 3:22 pm

  262. I would like an application to the Walmart’s Houghton Lake, Michigan store.

    I am retired and need something to do, anytime you have available.

    Comment by Mary Rom — March 20, 2006 @ 2:00 pm

  263. please send me a application for walmart. i would enjoy working for walmart

    Comment by amber strong — March 20, 2006 @ 4:30 pm

  264. please send me a wal mart application for
    a wal mart in blackstone or farmville va.

    Comment by anthony saez — March 20, 2006 @ 9:28 pm

  265. Oddly people must scroll through all those other comments to actually POST. Meaning these individuals aren’t even taking the time to read. Personally, I liked ROBERT’s post. hahaha.. To those who think, those of us that are laughing with tears, are Jerks… GET A LIFE ! How hard is it to READ. Who goes to a website and assumes that someone,(working for WAL-MART), is going to take the time and answer EVERY email/post to wal-mart.com.?? Humm.. **scratches head** wow thats alot of walmart applicants. I agree, if desperate enough to want the job; go in the store. I am in no way putting down Wal-mart or their employees. But I am amazed at this blog and I think its funny. LoL So to the owner : Yes some of us enjoyed it.

    Comment by Lisa — March 21, 2006 @ 3:05 pm

  266. i have worked for walmart before and would like to work for them again now that i in tha atl area

    Comment by shanika reynolds — March 22, 2006 @ 2:06 pm

  267. Can u send me application For wal-mart asap ?

    Comment by Melvin Rigby — March 22, 2006 @ 6:08 pm

  268. Dear Walmart,
    I have been dreaming of employment from you for years. Ever since I returned from the war missing my left arm and right leg, I have thought about being a greeter for my friendly neighborhood Wal-mart. However, due to the fact that all of my teeth have been knocked out in a freak snowmobiling accident, I will not actually be able to “greet” anyone untill i get my new dentures. Due to the missing leg, i will not be able to stand until I get a couple of paychecks to purchase a prosthetic limb. I also will only be able to work nights due to my acute porhpiria, because of my extreme sensitivity to light. I have regained almost 30% of my vision from the tragic winter olympic torch accident that you have probably read about. Also if it is OK with you, I would like to sleep during the day in the back room, because I have no home thanks to the localized flash flooding that occured in my trailer park. The police have told me that if they find the beavers responsible for breaking the dam, they will be shot on sight. So i got that going for me. I will be available to start as soon as the doctors confirm that my Rabies is no longer transmittable, and the pustules on my private area subside. I will have a written consent form from my pshyciatrist stating that my Turetts syndrome is nearly under control as long as I take my medication. Hope you have a Pharmacist on duty. I promise that my cleptomania will not interfer with my job performance as long as I am not tempted again by shiny objects. Also, as you will notice on my application that I was AQUITTED of the six cases of arson that I have been tried for. I have begun ignoring the voices in my head that tell me to burn things, so you will not have to worry about that. Please e-mail me the application so that I may begin filling it out. It will take me a while to fill it out because of the Parkinsons that has ravaged my remaining limbs. I hope that neatness doesnt count in my case. I almost forgot, I will definetly need to have a guaranteed salary of 50K a year and 18 weeks vacation. Also I need full medical, dental, and vision. I also want a company car and driver, and a spot for him to park near the store. As long as it isnt a handicapp spot, Because I am not handicaped, I am handicapable. Please e-mail me a application today, or you might miss out on an opportunity to have a great employee at your becon call. Thank you for your time, hope to be hearing from you soon. Cory L Sayre

    Comment by Cory Sayre — March 23, 2006 @ 6:32 am

  269. i would like to get an application to get a job at wal-mart i would like to work there and i would like to work with the people there can you please send me an application for ashtabula ohio 44004 and i would be pleased if you do so thank cassandra

    Comment by cassandra.karsikas — March 24, 2006 @ 11:26 am

  270. Where in the hell do I get an application! This is a bunch of BS!

    Comment by Robin — March 26, 2006 @ 10:33 pm

  271. My name is listed above as you can see. I’ve been searching for a job every since I was 14 years of age. I’m only 15 now and I will be 16 on July 20th of 2006. I really need a job desperately. If you have any type of work available please contact me by email or by phone. The numbers are(901)-348-5743 of (901)-942-9156/(901)-503-6266. Thanks and may God bless you!

    Comment by Tashawnda Craig — March 26, 2006 @ 11:34 pm

  272. I would like to submit a Resume

    Comment by Barbara Vidal — March 28, 2006 @ 2:05 pm

  273. gee I guess their are no applications online. Did you know that half the time the computer at your local walmart is down? Well who is this guy from the website that led me here. You know what Sometimes, in life you can be a real smart person and all you can do is work some min. wage job. Do you know what an indigo is? Well probobally not. Yeah people are stupid everywhere, whether they work at wal-mart or have thier own websites. Or they are george bush. I’ll tell ya what. I don’t mind working to a place that has a little lee way. I hate working somewhere where people expect a hundered percent slavery for next to nothing. You suck. wal-mart is taking over the world,true rich people are taking over the world,lousy reality tv is taking over the world. Alot of shit is taking over the world what do you expect people to do at least they are trying to get a damn job. Untill you grow up realizing people don’t get everything they want sometimes even when they work for it, then you are a spoiled piece of shit and try to walk in other people’s shoes for once.

    Comment by justasBadasyouare — March 29, 2006 @ 3:24 pm

  274. I would like to work at wal-mart.While I am in school.I would be a good employer. I am a peolpe person. I love to work around people.

    Comment by Betisa Sturkie — March 31, 2006 @ 11:25 pm

  275. Iam inquring about a position that i applied for maybe a month ago i am still interested in the position if you have any available in cashier,layaway,service desk,electronics,jewerly,housewares,Iam interested in any of these positions.if any openings?can you please email me or call me at (517)914-8105 thank you.shelisa stevenson

    Comment by shelisa stevenson — April 3, 2006 @ 10:08 am

  276. Hey i would like a application to work at the walmart in harrison arkansas. Thank you.

    Comment by Nichole — April 4, 2006 @ 11:22 pm

  277. I really want a job at walmart I want to know the responsibily of money so I just want blow it on junk I really want this job so I will learn the value of things

    Comment by Bobbie Mcadams — April 8, 2006 @ 2:54 am

  278. i really need a job

    Comment by loria six — April 11, 2006 @ 8:01 pm

  279. Sir/Madam,
    Good day My name is Ijeh George Chukwumaoyinwe. I am a Nigerian, age 23. I am interested in enrolling into Company and work as a clearner or a Cook.
    I would appreciate if my request for an application form is granted. I Will Appreciate it If am Giving This Job,well Let me Introduce My Self By saying am an High School Graduate Over here In Nigeria and also I am an Underground Musician and the Kind of Song that I sing is R&B Song and also I do Little Bit Of Rap and I also Write Songs and Rap For Friends Around My House and I Really Need This Job Pls Email me back for this Job,Heres My Email address to contact me :cutegeorge2006@yahoo.com and I look forward to hearing from you soon.
    Thanks and God bless.
    Yours Sincerely,
    Ijeh George.

    Comment by IJEH GEORGE — April 21, 2006 @ 2:50 pm

  280. I really need a job and I will be 16 in less than a month!!! HELP PLEASE

    Comment by Shanecia — April 25, 2006 @ 10:56 pm

  281. i hear this is the place to apply for health insurance?

    Comment by Dustin — April 27, 2006 @ 9:21 am

  282. This is crazy… People are still posting for apps. when surely they just read in pervious posts that this is just a Blog, nothing more. *rolls eyes*. People will never stop amazing me with thier antics.

    Comment by J.J — May 2, 2006 @ 1:05 am

  283. I wont my job store 2615 act as if I’ve done a crime I made one simple mistake and they fired me. I have never been in trouble at Wal-mart to get this kind of treatment. I have always been helpful at everything I have done. Please explain to me why I can not put an application online at the store? It’s just ashame how u guys do people!

    Comment by Venetta Hollis — May 2, 2006 @ 3:20 pm

  284. I would like to apply for a job at Walmart on-line please if you could send me an application I would appreciate it. Thank you

    Comment by Paula Prugh — May 2, 2006 @ 5:50 pm

  285. i would like to have an application to apply for a job working for walmart. i think u guys play a major role in todays society and i want to be a part of it.

    Comment by elijah d. richardson — May 3, 2006 @ 11:33 pm

  286. wanna work in walmart

    Comment by angie rice — May 5, 2006 @ 2:36 pm

  287. I would like to apply online for Walmart. To have a job where i could meet new people and enjoy where i work eachday.

    Comment by Avanis — May 6, 2006 @ 3:19 pm

  288. I cannot believe this is still going on a year and a half later. This is hillariously funny, yet incredibly pathetic. I just can’t quite wrap my brain around how someone would think this is an online application site for walmart. It doesn’t look anything like walmart’s site, isn’t a walmart domain, and oh…I guess the most telling thing of all is that *the blog entry doesn’t even talk about walmart job applications*.

    Seriously, come on people.

    If I were to ever hire someone, I would do a google search on their name. If I found you on here posting all this info trying to get a job at walmart from this site, I’d toss out your application immediately.

    This is so amazing, I think I’m gonna have to link to it from my site.

    Comment by Chris — May 8, 2006 @ 5:02 pm

  289. the best part is..99% of the people posting for applications are joking and you guys believe them lawl

    Comment by john doe, lol — May 11, 2006 @ 2:53 pm

  290. HI ,I AM 20 YEARS OLD I HAVE BEEN IN COUNTRIE SINCE 8 MONTHS I FINISH MY SCHOOL IN JULY 2005 SO AFTER I MOVE IN USA BUT SINCE I AM THERE I DON,T WORK SO I NEED TO FIND A JOB AT WARL MART FOR CONTINUE MY STUDIES AND EARN MONEY.

    Comment by PIERRE REMY — May 11, 2006 @ 2:56 pm

  291. hello this is Angela Wilson and I was wanting to put a applaction in for walmart if you would send me the applaction i would fill it out and send it back to you.. thank you..

    angela wilson

    Comment by angela wilson — May 11, 2006 @ 4:51 pm

  292. Hi, My name is Shannon Stephens I am interesting in working for walmart. I am 33 years old and I am unemployed right now.I am a hard worker and I can do almost any thing. I have experience in retail. Please send me an application on line.
    I need a job to take care of my kids, thankyou

    Comment by shannon stephens — May 15, 2006 @ 8:50 pm

  293. looking for work A.S.A.P

    Comment by Shedrick Hill — May 16, 2006 @ 12:32 pm

  294. looking for work A.S.A.P

    Comment by Shedrick Hill — May 16, 2006 @ 12:32 pm

  295. can you send me a application to my address or give me the addrees online.

    Comment by shanada covington — May 23, 2006 @ 6:28 pm

  296. need on-line application for one of your walmart located here in Phoenix.

    Comment by gina — May 31, 2006 @ 3:55 pm

  297. Ii just got through reading what other people where asking for and I read your response (rojisan) now I know logging on to this website was a complete waiste of my time! Thanks for nothing!!

    -Latavia

    Comment by Latavia Blanton — June 5, 2006 @ 2:52 pm

  298. I would like an application online,thanks.

    Comment by anita perry — June 5, 2006 @ 9:28 pm

  299. yes i would like an application sent to me online to apply for a job at walmart in kokomo,in

    Comment by stephanie — June 9, 2006 @ 5:00 pm

  300. would love to work for you. Had to move due to Katrina. Please send me a application.

    Comment by Dedra Saucier — June 12, 2006 @ 9:23 am

  301. i want an app,

    Comment by TRevor Deck — June 14, 2006 @ 7:05 pm

  302. I would like to get an applacation for a job at walmart.

    Comment by Dianna Trigg — June 19, 2006 @ 5:34 pm

  303. would you please send me an application for employment at the wadesboro store zip code 28170

    Comment by sylvester bennett — June 27, 2006 @ 6:38 pm

  304. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.
    I TERESA WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO WORK
    FOR YOU. IF I COULD GET THIS JOB I WOLD WORK VERY . VERY HARD.

    Comment by TERESA — June 27, 2006 @ 11:31 pm

  305. to whom it may concern yes i would like to work for wal-mart i’m 15 years old with a permit looking for a part-time or summer job.

    Comment by Meagan — June 30, 2006 @ 2:59 pm

  306. I am in need of a part – time job. I am a hard worker. I am ALWAYS on time! I used to work for Walmarts a long time ago and would like to again. May I please have an application?

    Comment by MELISSA GIRARD — July 5, 2006 @ 7:14 pm

  307. how i start work now im a good worker fast leaner and willin to work and be on time every day

    Comment by antonio gray — July 8, 2006 @ 6:14 pm

  308. I need to fill out for a walmart job

    Comment by galecia west — July 12, 2006 @ 2:15 am

  309. please email an application to fill out for any openings that might be available at the Fairhaven Mass Walmart. Thank you

    Comment by stacey — July 12, 2006 @ 4:53 pm

  310. I;m waiting patiently for an application for your company, please call me so u can set me up with an interview (360) 456-2887 thank you so much for your patience I love your store I shop at it all the time. thank you for your great service.

    Comment by Nicole — July 15, 2006 @ 3:06 am

  311. I WOULD LIKE TO APPLY FOR A JOB WITH THE COMPANY.

    Comment by LAURA WATSON — July 27, 2006 @ 12:05 pm

  312. looking 4 a job in meridian ms.

    Comment by phillip blackshear — July 27, 2006 @ 3:09 pm

  313. I would like an application for Walmart! I love Walmart, I shop there at least once a week, and I would be greatful to get a job at Walmart. Candace Wooldridge
    (502)291-8882

    Comment by Candace Wooldridge — August 2, 2006 @ 3:40 pm

  314. I am a male 38 year old with 2 children looking for a job. Would you please send me an application to this E-Mail address. There is a new store being built on 300 south in Lafayette
    Indiana Thank you

    Comment by Timothy J Smith — August 2, 2006 @ 9:50 pm

  315. I am a male 37 year old with 2 children looking for a job. Would you please send me an application to this E-Mail address. There is a new store being built on 300 south in Lafayette
    Indiana Thank you 8/ 2/06

    Comment by Timothy J Smith — August 2, 2006 @ 9:52 pm

  316. Hello,
    I would really want an application to work at Wal-mart from Mountain Veiw.
    Thank you.

    Comment by Cecilia Espinoza — August 20, 2006 @ 9:40 pm

  317. I Would really want to work at wal mart

    Comment by KENYA — August 31, 2006 @ 8:19 pm

  318. i would to be sent a application on line at caolcolbert@sbcglobal.net

    Comment by DWAYNE.B.COLBERT — September 13, 2006 @ 4:49 pm

  319. hi i,d like to be sent a application by email or phonecall my# is (414)3260481 i can be reached any time thank you

    Comment by DWAYNE.B.COLBERT — September 13, 2006 @ 4:54 pm

  320. I WANT TO WORK FOR WALMART PREFERABLY FULL TIMEOR PART TIME.

    Comment by amarjeet kaur — October 2, 2006 @ 9:22 am

  321. I would like to have a chance, to work with this company…..

    Comment by Fernando tirado — October 11, 2006 @ 5:18 pm

  322. I would like to be employed at Walmart my #is 313-839-6964. I have experience in sales, with cash registers and I have excellent communication and people skills. I would like to be employed at a Walmart in Michigan.I’m from detroit. I would really appreciate an online application or a walk in. If someone could contact me immediately I would greatly appreciate it. Thank You! And have a blessed day.

    Comment by Arlethia Kennedy — October 15, 2006 @ 6:15 pm

  323. Hi!I would like to apply for a job at Walmart in Akron OH.I gave my email address so that you can send me a application on line.I understand that Walmart is hiring for holiday work.I also understand that it’s a good work environment.I will be very grateful to be apart of a great team…

    Comment by Andrea J. Clark — October 25, 2006 @ 11:44 am

  324. please send an online application thank you

    Comment by becky — November 7, 2006 @ 11:04 am

  325. Frist of all I would like to say thank you for giving me an aportuntin to work for wal-mart. It was the best 3an half years well it had its ups an downs belive me i know. I had the chance to make a career of my aportuntin but i guess i really wasnt thinking. I quit wal-mart nov 20,2005 an really i do miss it im still trying to apply but it gets denid. talking to the acsoictes they sure would want me back even 3 of my mangers want me back i would not mine going back but the system pushes me back please i would like to come back to wal-mart it would help me and my family but not money wise so please send me an application. thank you have a nice day

    Comment by Abdon — November 25, 2006 @ 8:12 am

  326. Please if you can send me a job application through the internet.

    Address Is 1701 North Church Street, Mckinney, Texas 75069

    And that is a Job Corp’s Program Im in Thanxxxx!!!!!!!!

    Experience:

    June 04- July 05 Cashier At Sav A Center
    Abita Springs La.

    june 05- Aug 05 Certified Ride Operator
    Six Flags New Orleans La

    Aug 05- Nov 05 Wendys Restaruant
    Abita Springs La.

    Sept 05- June06 Bakery Clerk Sav A Center
    Abita Springs La.

    Apr 06- May 06 Baskin Robins Ice Cream
    Abita Springs La

    Comment by Kenyetta Harris — December 7, 2006 @ 6:58 pm

  327. I like wall~mart and i go everyday there and i relly need the money.To pay for my bills and rent.

    thank you

    jeffrey A. woodford

    Comment by jeffrey — January 6, 2007 @ 12:26 pm

  328. i would like to no if you guys need any extra help in jobs

    Comment by laquyia — January 11, 2007 @ 11:50 am

  329. Hi my name is Dwayne W. Brown and I feel like i could benifit the Walmart Supercenter company. I am a hard working citizen willing to work. Im from Brockport and i have worked for many people and I have alot of experiance. But for the most part i would just like to work for Brockport Walmart Supercenter and if you would like to speak with me you can reach me at (585)615-9203 or you may also email me at anytime thankyou for who ever this may concern.

    Comment by Dwayne Brown — January 26, 2007 @ 10:51 am

  330. can you please send me an application from walmart in pflugerville texas? I need it by later today.

    Comment by brandie gomez — February 7, 2007 @ 5:37 pm

  331. Would like to apply for employement on line.

    Comment by Charles Kirby — February 28, 2007 @ 4:25 pm

  332. I would like an application from walmart

    Comment by carla jackson — March 3, 2007 @ 10:51 pm

  333. Hopefully i get this job because im trying to make money descent enough because im hvaing a baby in my life soon in this coming of july.

    Comment by Kristina Springer — March 4, 2007 @ 1:26 pm

  334. This is probably one of the funniest things i have ever seen. People are such idiots if they think they are applying for walmart when they comment. I do like the story of .99 cent tracks. However I saw the word itunes so i should probably put my app in for a job at the itune section at walmart. gosh golly i hope walmart checks this site out and hires me. Idiots

    peace,
    tokish

    Comment by Chuck Seabo — April 10, 2007 @ 11:45 am

  335. HI PLEASE SENT ME A APLICATION FOR WALMART DISTRIBUTION THANK.

    Comment by JOHANNA — May 8, 2007 @ 1:56 pm

  336. where my app. that i put in at walmart

    Comment by leslie lichtenberger — May 10, 2007 @ 4:52 pm

  337. Please send me application for Walmart. Thank you

    Comment by Linda Stearne — May 10, 2007 @ 9:08 pm

  338. God help all of us!

    Comment by Greg — May 11, 2007 @ 11:55 pm

  339. job application, please and thank you.

    Comment by Courteny — May 30, 2007 @ 10:44 pm

  340. i am looking a good job that makes me happy

    Comment by Aman preet singh — June 2, 2007 @ 7:34 am

  341. I was wondering if you could please send me a Walmart application. I would be interested in applying for a security job. I’ve worked in security a couple years ago!
    Please get back to me!
    Thank you,
    Sincerely, Diane

    Comment by Diane — June 30, 2007 @ 2:48 am

  342. I am looking for a job. I would like an application from wal-mart.

    Comment by molen — June 30, 2007 @ 11:33 am

  343. i want to apply for a job

    Comment by Michelle Rodriguez — July 1, 2007 @ 10:49 pm

  344. i would like to apply for a job online at walmart

    Comment by tabatha hillman — July 7, 2007 @ 1:21 pm

  345. i need a application for walmart

    Comment by trina — July 12, 2007 @ 2:16 pm

  346. I need a job as soon as possible.I am a good worker and will do my best to do the best to my ability.

    Comment by Rickiel Tyus — July 13, 2007 @ 11:10 pm

  347. i would like a online job application for a greeter job at wal-mart. thanks melvin

    Comment by melvin hinkle — July 30, 2007 @ 12:49 am

  348. I would like a online application thank u

    Comment by lavell slater — July 31, 2007 @ 1:22 pm

  349. i want a jobs in hotel position help kooker

    Comment by yasine labidi — August 17, 2007 @ 4:15 pm

  350. My name is Ashley Warren and I was just wandering if you could send me an application.I just want to start saving up for college.I am an good person to rely on.Thanks

    Comment by Ashley Warren — August 18, 2007 @ 5:52 pm

  351. i would like a job application for hinsdale nh walmart asap plaease need a job and like to work hard and willing to work over nights

    Comment by kevin knapp — August 30, 2007 @ 2:03 pm

  352. i need tow application one for my wife also plaeaes

    Comment by kevin knapp — August 30, 2007 @ 2:05 pm

  353. I WILL LIKE TO APPLY FOR A ONLINE APPLICATION.THANK YOU.

    Comment by Lashonda Redditt — September 6, 2007 @ 2:30 pm

  354. FOR WALMART DEPARTMENT STORE

    Comment by Lashonda Redditt — September 6, 2007 @ 2:32 pm

  355. I WOULD LIKE EMPLOYMENT AT WALMART ITS A NICE
    PLACE TO WORK AT THE STORES ARE SUPPLY WITH
    ALL KINDS OF ITEMS AND IT WILL TO A EXPERENCE
    AND BLESSFUL FEELING BEING AROUND PEOPLE WHO
    CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE NEEDS .

    Comment by steven pleasant — September 6, 2007 @ 4:10 pm

  356. I would like for someone to tell me where to go and find an online application for wal-mart employment. I would like to fill one out. Thank you. Please email me at jebettis@msn.com with the website. Thank you!

    Comment by Elizabeth Bettis — September 10, 2007 @ 1:39 pm

  357. BECAUSE I NEED A JOB

    Comment by BONNIE CHILDS — October 5, 2007 @ 1:56 pm

  358. BECAUCE I CANNOT FIND IT

    Comment by BONNIE CHILDS — October 5, 2007 @ 1:57 pm

  359. I like to know where to apply for a job here…

    Comment by Alvin Lee — October 16, 2007 @ 11:38 pm

  360. i would like to apply for a job.

    Comment by Brenda Scott — October 21, 2007 @ 2:46 pm

  361. please i like to have a job aplication from walmart but online can u guys do it?

    Comment by Jonathan — November 12, 2007 @ 6:32 am

  362. I’m interested in employment at the Walmart Distribution Center in Los Lunas, NM. I would prefer part-time during the holidays, but will consider full time work. I am retired from a large telecommunications company where I was employed for 28 years. I have computer skills and customer service skills. I speak, read and write Spanish as well as English.
    Please advise me as to how best apply for a position at the distribution center.
    Thank You,
    Patricia

    Comment by Patricia Cruz-Lee — November 27, 2007 @ 12:03 pm

  363. Hi! I applied on-line at the local store in Santa Isabel, P.R. and never have been called. I am really intrested in working for Wal-Mart SuperCenter. I am completely bilingual and have three years of experience as a training operator, also I just graduated from college, i am a Pharmacy Technician. I would like for you to give me the oportunity of working for you so I can put in practice all I have learned and help your company a better one with new ideas, by using my experience. I love to help people. I am writing because I have been trying to apply on-line, but can’t get in. Would you please send me an aplication for me to fill out again. Thank you. Have a wonderful morning, afternoon, and evening.

    Comment by NORMA SANCHEZ — November 28, 2007 @ 3:20 am

  364. I would at least be proud for an interview if it is possible, you won’t regret it.

    Comment by NORMA SANCHEZ — November 28, 2007 @ 3:25 am

  365. how to apply for job at walmart

    Comment by michelle — February 16, 2008 @ 8:52 pm

  366. I AM LOOKING FOR AN ONLINE APPLICATION FOR THE WALMART IN SPRINGFIELD, IL (DIRKSEN PARKWAY)

    I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN BEING A GREETER OR OTHER POSITIONS THAT ARE AVAILABLE. I AM EXPERIENCED IN THE JEWELRY DEPT.

    Comment by PATSY STRAWBRIDGE — February 27, 2008 @ 4:30 pm

  367. JOB APPLICATION FOR POSITIONS AT WALMART, N. DIRKSEN DRIVE,
    SPRINGFIELD, IL

    Comment by PATSY STRAWBRIDGE — February 27, 2008 @ 4:33 pm

  368. I don’t want to work at Wal Mart. I want to buy it cheap.

    Comment by Jerry Henry — March 16, 2008 @ 6:10 pm

  369. Hay i dont remember leaving that comment on here…..June 5, 2006! =p

    Comment by Latavia Blanton — December 18, 2008 @ 11:50 am

  370. hey, i heard this was the idiot bar, where all the idiots hang out. there any chicks up in here?

    Comment by monkeybutt — December 18, 2008 @ 5:44 pm

  371. how is application formed?

    how is application formed?

    how girl get job at walmart?

    Comment by babby — December 18, 2008 @ 8:51 pm

  372. I would like an online application for walmart. I used to work good at taco bell and I have losts of job skills. I am a good worker and friendly to people.

    I was good at my job at taco bell but I don’t have references. Because my manager touched my at night and my mom got scared, and said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!”

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo holmes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

    Comment by Greg H — December 18, 2008 @ 9:40 pm

  373. ATTENTION ATTENTION all Walmart applicants.
    We will NO LONGER accept job listings online.
    Instead, take a piece of standard size paper
    and write the following form number at the top;

    ” IBA: ID-10-T APPCNT ”

    PRINT your name beneath this form number and
    staple one (1) dollar processing fee to the
    bottom of this paper(it will be refunded in time.)
    BRING this paper to the Walmart you wish to work.
    GIVE this paper to the front service desk and then
    ask for a job application. Failure to follow this
    exactly and you will not be concidered for
    employment. Thank-you. SAM WALMART

    Comment by SAM WALMART — December 19, 2008 @ 12:33 am

  374. This is just further proof that the Myspace Generation is going to ruin what’s left of the planet.

    Myspace is turning millions of people into complete slobbering idiots.

    It’s no wonder so many people are unemployed. They’re too stupid to figure out how to apply for a job at Wal-Mart.

    Comment by Bob — December 19, 2008 @ 11:26 am

  375. I’d really like an application too, but you see, I hope Wal-Mart will hire someone with a felony record. There was this one time in college where an unfortunate incident with 2 goats, a fat girl named Latasha, and a tube of KY Jelly happened. I was acquitted of the charges though. Almost.

    Comment by Bobbie — December 19, 2008 @ 11:29 am

  376. Hi I would like a job application for Wal-Mart please ? I would love to work on the condoms section. WALMART I LOVE YOU!

    Comment by Johnny — December 19, 2008 @ 12:39 pm

  377. hi i would like to get a job with your please i really need it now i m in los angeles ca.

    Comment by ricardo reyes — July 21, 2009 @ 1:34 pm

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