a license for gratitude
i’m sure this will haunt me for quite a long time, but… it has to be said.
you, the general public, including anyone capable of expressing themselves in any manner whatsoever, are hereby granted a perpetual and irrevocable license to thank me for anything at any time and in any manner you see fit. no specific authorization will ever be demanded of you for any expression of gratitude you may find appropriate.
have a nice day.