sex toy theft in alabama
ok, i have to put this together in my head somehow….
on the 29th, we learned that selling sex toys was illegal in alabama
today, the associated press carries this…. dateline decatur, alabama….
Sex Shop Claims Job Applicant Stole Toy [ap, via abc, august 4, 2004]A sex shop planned to file an arrest warrant for a woman who allegedly left the store without paying for a toy but who left a good lead on how to find her: She had just filled out a job application.
please tell me this isn’t some sort of botched sting operation….
obviously, the alleged shoplifter was just trying to comply with the “no sales” rule in alabama. obviously.