he’s got stars in his eyes
[excuse me a moment while i take the foreigner off the record player]
reported by msnbc, the hot new thing in body modification is jewelry on your eyeball.
The procedure involves inserting a 0.13 inch wide piece of specially developed jewelry — the range includes a glittering half-moon or heart — into the eye’s mucous membrane under local anaesthetic at a cost of $610 to $1,232.
unfortunately, the picture included with the story shows a heart-shaped object on the eyeball.
which leads us to more unfortunate speculation…. green clovers? purple diamonds? they’re magically delicious.