i’m going to spin this inappropriately to suggest there is some potential for recruiting our children to make up the shortfall in the armed forces and avoid a draft.
A pre-kindergarten student brought a handgun to school, where it was seized by a fifth-grader and turned over to the principal, school district officials said Tuesday.
The 5-year-old reportedly displayed the loaded weapon outside the Blanton Elementary School cafeteria where students were gathered before class. The fifth-grader recognized it was real and took it to the principal.
pre-kindergarden? amazing.
posted by roj at 8:22 pm
rather than write this up myself, i dropped it into someone else’s brain, and watched while a blog post came out. so, in this case, i guess i’m proxy-blogging through my favorite welsh-promoting briton.
Remove brain before opening wallet
update: i was dreaming when i wrote this. i fixed the language.
posted by roj at 4:06 am
A fire swept through a fraternity house at the University of Mississippi early Friday, killing three students during the first week of classes, school officials said.
Twenty other students and a house mother escaped the two-story, brick- and wood-frame Alpha Tau Omega house, school spokesman Mitchell Diggs said. There were no reports of injuries. The cause was not immediately known.
i saw this movie already. the cause, of course, was “fireball” too close to the curtains. the frat brothers will be relocate into the freshman dorm, the freshmen will be relocated to the gym, and the nerd gets the girl.
posted by roj at 5:13 pm
steelerwatch, a bastion of journalism is reporting that some big guy got shot in the ass.
“The bullet entered his left buttock and is lodged in his right thigh.”
natch. correction. shot THROUGH the ass.
posted by roj at 5:41 am