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Sunday, November 12, 2006

check your rubber bands: you might be a terrorist

another honorary member of the democracy security association provides a first-person account of just how secure we are today in america.

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posted by roj at 1:07 pm  

Thursday, November 2, 2006

check your sunglasses: you might be a terrorist

another honorary member of the democracy security association provides a first-person account of just how secure we are today in america.

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posted by roj at 4:04 am  

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

check your rocks: you might be a terrorist

a first-person account of rock-confiscation brought to you by the transportation security administration…

No Stone Unturned [hartford courant, 2006.10.05]

When is a rock not a rock? When you pass through airport security. Then it becomes a potential weapon, one capable of bringing an airplane down.

posted by roj at 4:16 pm  

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

check your opinions: you might be a terrorist

our first honorary member of the democracy security association is none other than “MKEbound” who was asked to check his opinion at the airport security checkpoint in wisconsin at the general mitchell international airport.

the opinion in question:

“Kip Hawley is an Idiot”

and so, to you, mkebound, a salute from your fellow insurgents at the democracy security association.

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posted by roj at 8:46 pm  

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

check your camera: you might be a terrorist

detained for five months without charge or process, bilal hussein.

U.S. holds AP photographer in Iraq 5 mos [ap via seattle post intelligencer, 2006.09.18]

“We want the rule of law to prevail. He either needs to be charged or released. Indefinite detention is not acceptable,” said Tom Curley, AP’s president and chief executive officer. “We’ve come to the conclusion that this is unacceptable under Iraqi law, or Geneva Conventions, or any military procedure.”

i wonder how many bombs it takes to deliver the rule of law?

posted by roj at 11:54 am  

Friday, September 1, 2006

check your student loans: you might be a terrorist

of course, this is nearly five years old, so if you were a terrorist, you probably wouldn’t be reading this…

A little-known federal program created days after Sept. 11, 2001, examined financial aid records of college students targeted by the FBI in terrorism investigations, but it’s unclear whether it netted any terrorists, according to U.S. Education Department documents.

posted by roj at 12:36 am  

Friday, August 25, 2006

check your prayers: you might be a terrorist

don’t pray where someone might notice. it scares people

no arrest made, so this is merely a cautionary tale.

posted by roj at 11:35 am  

Friday, August 25, 2006

check your language: you might be a terrorist

‘we will not be silent” is interpreted as a threat

no arrest made, so this is merely a cautionary tale.

posted by roj at 11:32 am  

Friday, August 25, 2006

check your psp: you might be a terrorist

in dc, portable videogames are a threat.

no arrest made, so this is merely a cautionary tale.

posted by roj at 11:17 am  

Saturday, April 8, 2006

watch your ipod: you might be a terrorist

from our good comrades in london, the clash is now enough to stop a plane

Anti-terrorism detectives escorted a man from a plane after a taxi driver had earlier become suspicious when he started singing along to a track by punk band The Clash, police said on Wednesday.

here’s my echo: “…dnd you know what they said? well, some of it was true”

see you in detention.

posted by roj at 4:35 am  
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